In one of the more shocking allegations we have heard in a long time, female Grimsby football fans have allegedly been forced to show their bras to Stevenage stewards as part of security checks before entering the stadium.
A female nipple is a highly sensitive fleshy structure from which fluid is meant to emanate, it’s in essence a water fountain of life delivering sustenance to its young. While nipples are designed for babies, they are far more interesting to those who have outgrown the need to suckle on the teet because, they are also an insanely erogenous zone. The nipples are highly sexualized, and when those dug dimples turn into high beams, it can make homies freeze like deer caught in hooter headlights.
Whenever I encounter men who talk about their sexual preferences, I always ask them if they prefer either tits or ass. Most of the answers have always been the ass, maybe because they look so big and juicy, or that it provides them more cushion for the pushing.
It has to be said, not many of us want to see a ghost. Despite many people being fascinated by the supernatural, I suspect if most of us saw something strange, we would most likely shit our pants. However, if the stories coming from Torquay Museum in Devon are anything to go by, if we see this particular apparition, then we may well have a completely different reaction.
For most people, page three will always be remembered as the page where sexy topless women would appear. Last week we thought that page three was done for, after media outlets all over reported that it was finished. Turns out it is back and here to stay.