There are plenty of things that don’t mix well with sex. For example, hearing the neighbours screaming at each other while you’re trying to expertly flip your hot and sexy lady over so you can take her from behind? Huge turn off. Having to rush through it before your appointment later on? That’s pretty much a guarantee that you won’t enjoy it as much as you should.
In a world gone mad, we’re now seeing people so desperately dodge the archaic prostitution laws that they’re using other crimes as alibies. And not just those ordinary day ‘I made a mistake’ sort of excuses, but actually admitting to taking and buying drugs. This was the case for Michael Wokoh this week, found kerb crawling the streets of Bristol in the early hours of the 20th of May this year.
Is it just me, or does it seem that every day brings a new story of a politician getting up to something he shouldn’t, and leaving their career in tatters?