SEX TOYS

We have all had that one funny teacher we remember from when we were at school. Whist the others were rather strict and boring, these individuals would joke with you and speak to you like you were actually an adult. Despite there being a possibility that they would be treated with scepticism by fellow teachers, they really did make you enjoy going to school. However, one teacher in America is in serious trouble after maybe taking it all a step too far.

Sex toys are everywhere. It is hard to escape them, and if you have ever used one in the bedroom you will know why. Not only are they great for a little solo fun, but they can make sex even better and have your partner begging you for more.

Sex toys can be great fun to use in the bedroom. There is nothing sexier than seeing your partner writhing and moaning on the bed as you press a vibrating bullet on her clit to make her scream.

Things in the world of sex toys are getting weirder and weirder. Gone are the days of buying sex toys for couples to use together, where a little toy could be used to really spice up your sex life.

Sex toys come in all sorts of unusual shapes and sizes. You can have discreet ones for in handbags that look like lipsticks or even ones shaped like holy figures. In fact the Escort England blog looked at the craziest dildos on the market and they came in some pretty shocking shapes… but did you know a vibrator can lead to a full evacuation of a court?

The range of sex toys available mean that men, women, and couples alike have a huge range of choice at the click of their fingers. Technology also means you can buy toys compatible with your phones… but is that such a good idea?

We all know how popular sex toys are, and some of them cost more than we’d like. One man, it seems, was so unhappy with the cost that he decided to break in and steal some.

Sex toys come in all shapes and sizes. Dildo’s and vibrators are found in numerous couples bedrooms these days, and have become part of most men and women’s sex lives. The normalisation of items like this has led to people trying to find more outlandish things to use as sex toys, with sometimes disastrous results.

Toys aren’t just for women! Whether you’re going it alone or with your lady, there are plenty of great toys on the market that could take your sex life to the next level. Toys are a fun and exciting way of enhancing foreplay and finding what really turns you on. With so many to choose from, they can be intimidating – so we’ve compiled a list of some of our favourite products that are currently available.

What do sex toys and the escorts in Hampshire have in common? No matter what you like, you’re almost guaranteed to find one that will tick all the right boxes. As people are able to browse and order discreetly online, it opens the doors to a whole range of toys that we didn’t know even existed. Over the years there’s been some odd toys on the marker, but we recently stumbled upon some of the most terrifying dildos imaginable. For those who want to offend or scar your partner for life, order one of these bad boys…