{"id":1605,"date":"2015-02-18T10:00:14","date_gmt":"2015-02-18T10:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.escort-england.com\/blog\/?p=1605"},"modified":"2024-03-22T13:43:05","modified_gmt":"2024-03-22T13:43:05","slug":"small-penis-party-london","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/small-penis-party-london\/","title":{"rendered":"The Small Penis Party in London!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a guy, few things can be worse than having a small penis. From the moment we become sexually aware, we are taught that having a big penis is better, and that guys with small dicks are somewhat &#8216;inferior&#8217;. It matters not that you only need a certain length to please a woman, (or man) having a small willy can lead to guys having real confidence issues, and in some cases, suffering from depression.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>This is why everyone here at XEscorts is chuffed to hear about this following story.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The UK is hosting its first part celebrating guys who may not be that well endowed.<\/strong> Yes, you did just hear me right.<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">Party Time!<\/h2>\n<p>The Big Small Penis Party is &#8220;open to everyone&#8221;, but entry will cost more for men with longer penises.<\/p>\n<p>Entry to the London event will be charged at 50p per inch. With the average penis size being between 5 and 6 inches, this means that guys with little willie&#8217;s can get in for less than \u00a33<\/p>\n<p>Result!<\/p>\n<p>Now how will anyone be able to tell your penis size at the door, you may ask?<strong> Well it seems that guys will be asked to reveal themselves upon entry.<\/strong> Yes, once again, you heard me right!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/iStock_000032727518_Small.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/iStock_000032727518_Small-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"Woman looking into man&#039;s underwear\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1607\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/iStock_000032727518_Small-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/iStock_000032727518_Small-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/iStock_000032727518_Small.jpg 425w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The party has been launched poet Ant Smith, who recently wrote a poem entitled &#8216;Shorty&#8217; about his own penis.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFor too long, men who perceive their penises to be small have been made to feel inadequate. <strong>It\u2019s time to stand up and say there\u2019s nothing wrong with having a little nob,&#8221; he says.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There will be a lot going on at this party, with comedians, rappers and fold musicians all performing.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s an open invite to everybody, male or female. We\u2019ve all been touched by a small penis in our lifetime, now\u2019s the time to give something back,&#8221; says Ant.<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">What Are The Motivations?<\/h2>\n<p>Now this did get me wondering why the event was taking place. <strong>Call me a bit cynical, but part of me did think this would be a a joke at the expense of &#8216;little guys&#8217;<\/strong>. Well it seems that this couldn&#8217;t be further from the truth. <\/p>\n<p>The poet says he isn&#8217;t trying to &#8216;body shame&#8217; anyone. In fact, he will use the takings on the door to calculate the average size of the male attendees.<\/p>\n<p>That is one way of doing your research, I suppose!<\/p>\n<p>It also seems that women can attend as well. They will be charged 50p for every inch they wish they could have, if they were male.<\/p>\n<p>Won&#8217;t that ruin any form of research? I&#8217;m just throwing that one out there.<\/p>\n<p><strong>For anyone interested in attending, the event will take place at &#8216;The Rhythm Factory&#8217; in Whitechapel, on March 7th.<\/strong><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">A Good Thing<\/h2>\n<p>In the end, this really is a good thing, I would say. Women aren&#8217;t the only people who can have body image issues. The media makes guys feel like shit too. <\/p>\n<p><strong>It really is a positive thing for guys with small dicks to realise that there really isn&#8217;t anything wrong with the way they are, and they will still have more than enough to please a woman.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here at XEscorts, we raise a glass to you all!<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a guy, few things can be worse than having a small penis. 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