{"id":1799,"date":"2015-05-04T16:45:48","date_gmt":"2015-05-04T16:45:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.escort-england.com\/blog\/?p=1799"},"modified":"2024-03-29T09:54:34","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T09:54:34","slug":"homeowner-finds-old-porn-stash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/homeowner-finds-old-porn-stash\/","title":{"rendered":"Homeowner Finds Old Porn Stash!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A usual house warming gift would traditionally include new pots and pans, a picture for the wall, or my own personal favourite, a nice bottle of wine. However, when this guy moved into his new home, he got something rather different, and arguable better!<!--more--><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">A Bit of a Surprise<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Hidden in the rafters of his roof, he found some good ol&#8217; retro porn.<\/strong> Obviously this was where one of the previous occupants hid their jerk off material. Rather ingenious to be fair!<\/p>\n<p>One of the magazine&#8217;s was a 28th anniversary edition of Hustler, whilst another was the imaginatively titled Nude Bude DVD (who in the hell thought of that title?)<\/p>\n<p>Well, of course the new occupant had to head straight to Reddit with the news.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bought a house. Found this while taking out ceiling tiles. Jackpot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/nWusE2il.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/nWusE2il-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Porn stash in ceiling\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1801\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/nWusE2il-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/nWusE2il.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>It appears the magazine dates back to 2002, and features a girl called Kiwi, who is draped in a see through star spangled banner.<\/strong> <\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">A Good Stop-gap<\/h2>\n<p>Well, it could seriously be argued that this is will tide him over until the the broadband is installed. We all know how much of a pain in the arse that can be.<\/p>\n<p><strong>However, if they pages have been stuck together for the last 13 years, then those magazine&#8217;s should be cast into the nearest recycling bin!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What a thought!<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A usual house warming gift would traditionally include new pots and pans, a picture for the wall, or my own personal favourite, a nice bottle of wine. 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