{"id":2671,"date":"2016-05-09T10:00:28","date_gmt":"2016-05-09T09:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.escort-england.com\/blog\/?p=2671"},"modified":"2018-08-30T18:12:37","modified_gmt":"2018-08-30T17:12:37","slug":"eight-sex-moves-urban-dictionary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/eight-sex-moves-urban-dictionary\/","title":{"rendered":"Eight Sex-Moves From The Urban Dictionary (Videos)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Creativity has always been the key ingredient in making up interesting new sex moves. Every day kinky minds are conjuring new sex moves and names to describe them. Thanks to the Urban Dictionary, a satirical crowdsourced online dictionary of slang words and phrases there’s a place for such fantastical nonsense. This website resembles a bathroom wall of sorts for freaks and their freaky new moves.<\/p>\n

Many of these kinky new sex moves are more humorous than they are practical and recommended. Often they have a component that degrades their partner like in the ‘Dirty Sanchez’ where poop is smeared onto a partner’s upper lip or the ‘Cosby Sweater’ where you eat a large amount of colorful breakfast cereal and then regurgitate it onto your partner’s chest. For the sake of honoring your hypothetical lover, the ridiculous sex moves herein focus on sex acts that don’t seek to outright disrespect the partner; rather they’re just ridiculously hilarious.<\/p>\n

Stay kinky and laugh out lout at these 8 ridiculous sex moves that are brought to you by horny homies, with incredible imaginations, as well as the raw and riveting UrbanDictionary.com.<\/p>\n

1. The Flying Camel<\/h2>\n

The chick lies on her back while the dude is hammering her from behind. The dude props himself up onto her back without using his arms and with his cock still inside her, he starts to flap his arms letting out a long shrieking howl.<\/p>\n

2. Ballcuzi<\/h2>\n

Place your nut sack into a bowl of warm water and then let a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls. Rubber duck is optional but highly recommended. <\/p>\n

\"Anime

Original source: here<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

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The sexual act of stretching one’s testicles over the eyes of your partner is known as the Arabian Goggles, but when you also place the anus over their mouth it morphs into the Arabian Death mask.<\/p>\n

\"Game

Original source: here<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n

4. The Crossed Fingered Crippler<\/h2>\n

The game plan is simple. Fingers crossed, two in the pink, one in the stink. Need more \tinformation? Then check out this user friendly video that breaks down how to finger her hairy oyster.<\/p>\n