{"id":2994,"date":"2016-09-22T10:00:44","date_gmt":"2016-09-22T09:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.escort-england.com\/blog\/?p=2994"},"modified":"2018-08-31T16:09:12","modified_gmt":"2018-08-31T15:09:12","slug":"pants-that-fit-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/pants-that-fit-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Different Pants That Fit Your Favourite Sex!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Like the kind of makeup a woman would wear, the type of pants that she’d also wear would determine what kind of fucking she\u2019s into; that\u2019s the key to finding the sex that you\u2019re looking for!<\/p>\n

Of course, what I\u2019ve just said can be interpreted as complete bullshit. I often wear bland, cotton, floral briefs, and that’s not the type of pants that girls that like to suck balls and ride guy\u2019s faces at night wear…don’t ask questions.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Then again, we all cannot help but fall for the stereotypes, can we? The whole \u2018never judge a book by its cover\u2019 idiom seems to have fallen off the bookshelf. Nevertheless, pants are fun, so this article should be fun too. Just sit back, grab yourself a beer, and let me tell about the different types of pants that\u2019d fit your sex.<\/p>\n

#1 Girl Boxers<\/h2>\n
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Guys, speaking for all of the ladies here, girl boxers are the most comfortable pants that any female could ever wear. Except when it\u2019s summer.<\/p>\n

Normally, they\u2019re the type of underwear that girls would start wearing when you\u2019re 16 years-old, and then stop wearing when they\u2019re old enough to go into Ann Summers alone. However, depending on their colour schemes and patterns, girl boxers are perfect for cute sex sessions in the bedroom, when you\u2019re gently pillow fighting with your partner until you land on top of her, make out with her a bit, and pull her girl boxers off to have mild sex with her.<\/p>\n

#2 French Knickers<\/h2>\n
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Speaking of cute, you cannot deny that French knickers can make any woman look like an angel or a sultry temptress, depending on their colour schemes again. Or, according to the image above, an adorable yet sexy bunny rabbit. <\/p>\n

If you\u2019re the kind of guy that\u2019s into dry humping and pussy licking, then a girl that likes to wear a pair of frilly French knickers when she\u2019s in front of you would be able to give you the kind of sex you\u2019re looking for.<\/strong> You cannot help but feel both the lace and the (pussy) lips at the same time when your sexy partner would be swinging her hips in front of you.<\/p>\n

#3 Brazilian Briefs<\/h2>\n
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We\u2019re stepping up the game now. So, what kind of sex would you expect from a lady that likes to wear Brazilian briefs? <\/p>\n

The kind of hardcore fuck fest that you\u2019d see in a Brazilian porno? Please, think outside the box for a couple of minutes; it would most likely be the kind of sex that you\u2019d see in a cheerleader porno. The sex wouldn\u2019t be full guns blazing, but it definitely wouldn\u2019t be the type of softcore porn that you\u2019d see in a drama series on Netflix.<\/p>\n

#4 Thongs<\/h2>\n
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Recently, I\u2019ve reignited the flame that I had for thongs, due to the fact that I\u2019ve been doing squats and my ass is starting to look amazing in tight jeans. Whether they\u2019re made out of lace, cotton, or mesh, a thong on a girl would make you think about all of the forbidden places that you want to fuck in. <\/p>\n

A janitor\u2019s closet, your math teacher\u2019s classroom, in the middle of a crowded street, you name it. A girl with a thong can only tender to people that are into exhibitionism, did all of the public sex lovers hear that?<\/strong><\/p>\n

#5 G-Strings<\/h2>\n
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Just to add a note here, I don\u2019t know why G-Strings are so expensive? They have less fabric than thongs do! But I guess they\u2019re expensive because they guarantee you the amount of filthy, oily, hardcore sex that you desire when you\u2019re jacking off. <\/p>\n

If you\u2019re an ass man, or an anal lover, or even both, then a woman that loves to wear G-Strings is the kind of lady that can control your heart and your cock any day. G-Strings provide you with the right amount of ass exposure, and the right amount of convenience when you want to salad toss and fuck your companion\u2019s ass ASAP. <\/p>\n

Seriously, if you\u2019re an ass man, find a princess that loves wearing G-Strings. Before I leave you guys with pants for thought, what kind of underwear do you like to see on a hot, gorgeous woman? <\/strong><\/p>\n