{"id":2999,"date":"2016-09-26T10:00:53","date_gmt":"2016-09-26T09:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.escort-england.com\/blog\/?p=2999"},"modified":"2018-08-31T16:10:49","modified_gmt":"2018-08-31T15:10:49","slug":"scat-play-like-boss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/scat-play-like-boss\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Scat Play Like A Boss"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guys, I understand that there are some fetishes you can&#8217;t talk so openly about. BDSM has been around since the 1800\u2019s, but no one has started chatting about it until the new millennium. Well, when it comes to \u2018weird\u2019 fetishes that vanilla people would pour holy water upon, I couldn\u2019t imagine how hard it would be for an extreme fetish lover to find the information that he\u2019d need to make his erotic dream a reality; we can take scat play as an example. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Ever since the infamous \u20182-girls-1-cup\u2019 video got featured on the laptops of many nosy teenagers and simple 30-year-olds, the thought of someone pooping on another person can <strong>make someone turn away from their favourite chocolate sundae<\/strong>, or Nutella. However, there isn&#8217;t a rule for us to follow, or conform to \u2018normal sex\u2019. To be honest, what is normal, nowadays? The general consensus believes that the word \u2018Bae\u2019 is considered normal to say in a conversation. No, it\u2019s not. No, it\u2019s fucking not.<\/p>\n<p>For those that are into the kind of sex that doesn\u2019t feel like a drag, y\u2019all are exotic as fuck, and I like you. And for those that need to know how to scat play like a boss, y\u2019all need to read up.<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">How to prepare beforehand<\/h2>\n<p>If you\u2019re going to eat shit and get an orgasm out of it, of course, it\u2019s necessary to prepare before the play begins! It\u2019s often advised that if you\u2019re new to the whole asshole area, you should try rimming first; this would help your scat-playing lady loosen up a bit. <\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d suggest that you keep a bottle of hand gel beside you; no one likes excrement all over the place. Additionally, <strong>you can\u2019t go wrong with a lot of towels either<\/strong>, just in case you make a mess on her dusty-rose bed sheets. And toys. There is a good chance that you will need toys to loosen up your partner\u2019s, if not each others&#8217;, sphincters. <\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/l0HlJ0KswjLhV12uc\/giphy.gif\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" alt=\"A woman lathers her body using Lush shower jelly\" class=\"size-full\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Original source: <a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/lush-shower-jelly-lush-jellies-l0HlJ0KswjLhV12uc\">Giphy<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<p>If you really want me to list out some of the scat play essentials that you will definitely need, well jot down some notes from here:<\/p>\n<p>\u2022    Anal beads<br \/>\n\u2022    An enema kit<br \/>\n\u2022    Wet Wipes<br \/>\n\u2022    Hand Gel<br \/>\n\u2022    Latex Gloves (For those that have the BDSM fashion fetishes)<br \/>\n\u2022    Towels. Lots of Towels<br \/>\n\u2022    A diet that\u2019s high in fibre<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, you can\u2019t shit well if you consume a diet that\u2019s low in fibre, both soluble and insoluble. If there is one thing that you should eat a lot of before you begin to scat play, it would be bananas. <\/p>\n<p>For those that think that\u2019s bullshit, tell that to the <a href=\"https:\/\/munchies.vice.com\/en\/articles\/why-cops-forced-a-jewelry-thief-to-eat-48-bananas-in-one-sitting\">jewellery thief that was forced to eat 42 bananas in one sitting in a police cell<\/a>. Finally, when you\u2019re going to use the enema kit, make sure that you use it with warm water, not hot or cold. Keep that in the back of your minds<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">Getting good and ready<\/h2>\n<p>What happens when you\u2019re all prepared for your brown paradise? Well, you enjoy it of course. For all of you first-timers, it will be nerve-wracking for you. <\/p>\n<p>A brand new punter would feel nervous when he\u2019s meeting an escort for the first time, <strong>a sub would feel nervous when he will have his first BDSM session with a dominatrix<\/strong>, and two consenting teenagers would be feeling the shivers all over when they\u2019re about to lose their virginity. <\/p>\n<p>As people usually say, a first time for something is always the most awkward, but it\u2019s also the best. I would recommend that the partner that\u2019s going to do the business would squat over you as you\u2019d lie on top of a bath towel on the bed.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 474px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/CfN0vTqEdLNss\/giphy.gif\" width=\"464\" height=\"256\" alt=\"A man washes poo off his body\" class=\"size-full\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Original source: <a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/reaction-CfN0vTqEdLNss\">Giphy<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<p>Speaking of which, you don\u2019t even have to scat play in the bedroom if you don\u2019t want your white walls to look like they have chocolate smudges on them. To be fair, <strong>it\u2019s better that you shit and fuck in the bathroom<\/strong>. You\u2019ll always be near the bath\/shower whenever poo gets too intense for you to handle, and the only place where you will find antiseptic that\u2019s around 96% alcohol would be in the bathroom. <\/p>\n<p>However, that doesn\u2019t mean that you won\u2019t be needing towels during your scat play. You\u2019ll need something to wipe yourself down if you want to do some vaginal coitus afterwards. <\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">How to clean yourself after<\/h2>\n<p>Who on Earth doesn\u2019t know what shit smells like? It\u2019s the most profound scent that you could ever smell, and it\u2019s the hardest for you to clean off. <\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s why it\u2019s highly recommended that <strong>you have heavily scented soaps in the bathroom<\/strong>. If you\u2019ve been playing scat with a lady friend, it may be worth your while to check if she has any of these kinds of soaps:<\/p>\n<p>\u2022    Chanel Coco Mademoiselle Scented Foam Bath<br \/>\n\u2022    Paul Mitchell Tea Tree Body Bar<br \/>\n\u2022    Philosophy Loveswept Shampoo, Bath &#038; Shower Gel<br \/>\n\u2022    The Body Shop Wild Argan Oil Bubbling Bath<br \/>\n\u2022    Any product that she got from the \u2018Lush\u2019 shop<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 367px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/67.media.tumblr.com\/352c1e729a7590c83ee5e18cb840cf23\/tumblr_o9hwetn4iU1rzyciko1_400.gif\" width=\"357\" height=\"200\" alt=\"A man and woman fuck in the shower\" class=\"size-full\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Original source: <a href=\"http:\/\/chromatic-porn.tumblr.com\/post\/146614835502\">Tumblr<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<p>However, you can\u2019t go wrong in keeping a bag filled with men&#8217;s soaps with you either:<\/p>\n<p>\u2022    Calvin Klein Encounter Hair &#038; Body Wash<br \/>\n\u2022    Davidoff Cool Water Shower Gel<br \/>\n\u2022    L\u2019Occitane Shea Butter Extra Gentle Soap (For those with sensitive cocks)<br \/>\n\u2022    Again, any product that you got from the \u2018Lush\u2019 Shop<br \/>\n\u2022    Or anything Old Spice. Women love Old Spice.<\/p>\n<p>The proper way of cleaning yourself is to make sure that every crevice and surface on your body is spotless. But the fun way of cleaning yourself is to <strong>make sure that your gorgeous companion joins you in the bathtub<\/strong>, or in the shower. Think about it, you\u2019d want to make sure that his or her asshole has been cleaned thoroughly\u2026don\u2019t you?<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">What to watch out for<\/h2>\n<p>Ugh, here\u2019s the part where you have to be aware of all of the health implications that occur in scat play, but it is important nonetheless. <\/p>\n<p>One of the worse things that you could get inflammation of the liver, which is also known as hepatitis. When it comes to scat play, <strong>you\u2019re more likely to catch Hepatitis A<\/strong>, due to the fact that you can catch the virus by letting any kind of faecal matter touch your lips or get inside you, that why you get some people look like they caught herpes after an ass-eating session.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 646px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/WsGk2cvMjkt9e\/giphy.gif\" width=\"636\" height=\"319\" alt=\"A man checks his med kit\" class=\"size-full\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Original source: <a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/what-missing-knows-WsGk2cvMjkt9e\">Giphy<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<p>The best way to avoid the infection is to not eat the shit; just let it slide down your chest as you watch it roll down in delight. Oh, and don\u2019t be tempted to brush your teeth straight after you\u2019ve let some of it touch your mouth; exposing your gum lesions from the bristles on your toothbrush to some shit does not help you with personal hygiene. <\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">What to remember if this is your first time<\/h2>\n<p>Read what the gif says, people, poo can be fun, and funny. Don\u2019t you remember all of the poop jokes that you used to make when you were in Year 7? If you do start to feel a little uncomfortable, the best thing to do is just laugh the whole awkwardness off with your partner.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 685px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/3o7qDQuwYSDISsmb4c\/giphy.gif\" width=\"675\" height=\"380\" alt=\"The Bachelorette \"poo is pretty funny\"\" class=\"size-full\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Original source: <a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/abc-the-bachelorette-12x3-3o7qDQuwYSDISsmb4c\">Giphy<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n<p>Scat play wouldn\u2019t exist if it isn\u2019t meant to be enjoyable, and you must think that playing with poo is fun if you\u2019re thinking about arranging a personal encounter with a companion that could give you what you want, right? Overall, <strong>the main thing that you have to do is to sit back and enjoy the ride<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, it\u2019s just a piece of shit at the end of the day, isn\u2019t it? <\/p>\n<p>Oh, and don&#8217;t forget to check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/\/look-scat\/\">Martin&#8217;s look on scat play<\/a> if you want to learn some funny sex moves!<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guys, I understand that there are some fetishes you can&#8217;t talk so openly about. BDSM has been around since the 1800\u2019s, but no one has started chatting about it until the new millennium. 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