There are plenty of exciting places to have sex. You could do it in a pub toilet, with the risk of getting caught making it even more exciting for you. You could do it in the broom cupboard at work, realising that if you get caught, you are likely to be fired. Hey, if you want to make your life exciting, you can visit a Nottingham escort.<\/p>\n
But have you ever thought of doing it up a tree? Well I certainly haven’t, mainly because of the incredible dangers attached. And just to prove my point, there is a story coming out of America where a couple had sex in a tree, with disastrous consequences.<\/p>\n
Whilst on their third date, Erik, and his girlfriend Salina, decided to climb a tree and have sex (she sounds like an adventurous girl)<\/p>\n
Just when things were getting interesting, the tree broke.<\/p>\n
“I felt it snap,” he said on the episode of Sex Sent Me To The E.R, which showed on cable channel TLC.”My hands slipped and I came tumbling down.”<\/p>\n
Despite efforts to hang on to the tree with his legs, disaster was inevitable.<\/p>\n
“I ended up getting skinned really good and I hit the ground,” he said.<\/p>\n
Salina got down to see how he was doing, and was met with a horrific sight.<\/p>\n
“He was laying on the ground and there was blood all over his leg,” she said.<\/p>\n
Sadly, upon further inspection, it was revealed that it wasn’t his leg that was damaged but his manhood. She ‘subtly’ told him that his package had ‘sprung a leak”.<\/p>\n
Erik said it didn’t hurt as bad as it looked, but was rather agitated by how Salina kept staring at his willy.<\/p>\n
“I think he thinks I was concerned about his penis,” she said. “I was concerned about his well-being, but, of course, every woman wants to make sure a guy’s functionable.”<\/p>\n
The couple, along with Erik’s bleeding penis, made their way to the local hospital so he could get medical treatment.<\/p>\n
Well I have heard of finding some crazy places to have sex, but this takes the biscuit. They should have come to the XEscorts blog and read some of our articles for suggestions!<\/p>\n
It beats ending up in A and E with a shredded penis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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