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Women are never the most vocal at telling guys they are rubbish in bed. They realise they may sound insulting if they actually said what they were really thinking. Still, there are a number of things that they say that really give the game away.<\/p>\n

Now, just to clarify, that doesn’t mean every time they use these lines they are saying you are garbage in bed. But when you hear them, you should really start questioning what you are doing.<\/p>\n

“I’m Too Tired”<\/h2>\n

Yes, it is possible a woman can be very tired at the end of the night, but if you start to hear this excuse too often, it is time to get worried.<\/p>\n

Sex is meant to be a fun thing, so even if she is knackered, she should still enjoy it. She should actually want it as it will send her off to sleep with happy thoughts and feelings.<\/p>\n

If she is choosing sleep over sex, then there is a chance you are doing something wrong. There is no way she should enjoy a nap over hot action, especially as you can do both!<\/p>\n

“I Have a Headache”<\/h2>\n

Well all guys have heard that one at some point in their lives. Still, I doubt there are many women in the world who haven’t read the research that says the best cure for a headache is actually sex.<\/p>\n

Orgasms, as we know, set of chemicals which will make that pesky headache disappear. If she isn’t wanting to take the cure, then there may be a bit of problem.<\/p>\n

“I Don’t Like That”<\/h2>\n

Well, a woman is entitled to dislike things, but this could also be a case of you not doing it right.<\/p>\n

Read up online about how to improve your sexual performance. There is plenty of literature on how to give great oral sex and how to pleasure breasts, so make the most of it.<\/p>\n

You could also take a trip to see one of the Stockholm escorts<\/a>. They are experts in the art of love, so will be able to give you great advice.<\/p>\n

And Finally….<\/h2>\n

As we said before, every time a woman uses these excuses she isn’t lying. But if you start to hear them a bit too often, it would be an idea to take a look in the mirror and see what you may be doing wrong.<\/p>\n

Who knows; you may start hearing those excuses less and less!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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