Police in Illinois have accused a man of robbing a bank. That may not sound very interesting at face value, until you realise he was allegedly naked whilst committing the crime!<\/p>\n
Police claim Ezekial Deanda, 32, took off all of his clothes before demanding cash at the Associated Bank in Rockford.<\/p>\n
He then ran off with an unspecified amount of money.<\/p>\n
He was found a bit later on getting dressed in a toilet located in the basement of the bank he’d just robbed.It seems we have a master criminal on our hands here!<\/p>\n
He was taken into custody after a scuffle with police, during which he allegedly spat at one of the officers.<\/p>\n
Deanda faces charges of robbery, resisting a police officer and aggravated battery to an officer. I have no idea why someone would rob a bank naked. Maybe it is more difficult to identify someone if they have no clothes to recognise? Or maybe this guy is either a drunk or drugged idiot?<\/p>\n
I think I know which is more likely!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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