{"id":4112,"date":"2014-10-20T10:11:30","date_gmt":"2014-10-20T09:11:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.escort-sweden.com\/blog\/?p=471"},"modified":"2024-03-21T14:19:52","modified_gmt":"2024-03-21T14:19:52","slug":"sex-doll-drinking-fountain-yes-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/sex-doll-drinking-fountain-yes-really\/","title":{"rendered":"All About The Sex Doll Drinking Fountain\u2026 Yes, Really"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Have you ever been pouring a drink and found yourself thinking &#8220;I wish this was coming from the nipple of a sex doll?&#8221; No?<\/strong> Well, you definitely aren&#8217;t alone there! Yet it seems that somewhere in Japan, someone did have that thought and now you can get the latest must-have party accessory: a sex doll drinking fountain.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I genuinely can&#8217;t believe what I have just seen. It&#8217;s possibly one of the most bizarre things we here at XEscorts have encountered. I&#8217;m so stunned I can barely find the words to describe it\u2026 so see for yourself.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mU1XilyVmvw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">Squeeze activated<\/h2>\n<p><strong>One boob acts as the dispenser, while the other acts as the pump.<\/strong> You simply place your glass under the nipple and give a <strong>good firm squeeze to get your chosen beverage poured fresh<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Why has this been made? We have no idea. Japan is known for being very out there with its creations, but this is a whole new level. Sex dolls that serve drinks? There is no explanation. Maybe you can shed some light on it? 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