{"id":443,"date":"2014-02-05T14:05:16","date_gmt":"2014-02-05T14:05:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.escort-england.com\/blog\/?p=443"},"modified":"2024-03-20T15:28:55","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T15:28:55","slug":"swiss-cheese-pervert-apprehended","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/swiss-cheese-pervert-apprehended\/","title":{"rendered":"Swiss Cheese Pervert ‘Apprehended’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Late last year, your friends here at XEscorts brought you the rather strange tale of a man who was wanted by the police after asking a number of women to masturbate him with a piece of Swiss Cheese<\/a>. Well women everywhere can rest easier after the ‘gentleman’ was arrested recently.<\/p>\n

Swiss Cheese Pervert<\/h2>\n

Nicknamed the ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’, Christopher Pagano, 41, was collared Thursday, suspected of driving around Mayfair and the surrounding area, exposing himself to various women and offering them money “to watch him put swiss cheese on his privates.” According to NBC Philadelphia, he is expected to face charges.<\/p>\n

For those who are a bit confused as to why our friend would want to have Swiss cheese put on his willy, a 2008 personal ad posted on Philadelphia Craigslist from an anonymous gentleman who used Swiss cheese “as a replacement for having sex with girls” may clear up that little mystery.<\/p>\n

“I tried many different kinds of cheese, but settled on Swiss as the best. First and foremost, if ever a picture of cheese is used, most of the time they use a representation of Swiss cheese. But also because of its eye patterns, texture, and the way it feels against my penis.”<\/p>\n

That clears that up then.<\/p>\n