Out of all the things you could punish a woman for, few guys would think of making sex noises. To some, a woman\u2019s fanatic sex screams are just an awesome boost to the male ego \u2013 the idea that you\u2019re able to inspire such auspicious testimonies with just your penis. But even for those that aren\u2019t exactly turned on by loud women in the bedroom, few would ever condemn it.<\/p>\n
Alas, the powers that be think differently to the common man. This week, in England a Birmingham woman was jailed for two weeks for making repeated loud sex noises, breaching a previous court order to subdue her cries of pleasure. This classy girl, named Gemma Wale, was reported by her neighbour, who had suffered too many sleepless nights at the hands of the brunette\u2019s animalistic nature. <\/p>\n
Making his deliberations, the Judge concluded: \u201cI am satisfied that during the course of the early hours of 29th January 2015, at around 5am, the defendant was guilty of screaming and shouting whilst having sex at a level of noise which caused nuisance or annoyance to (a neighbour).\u201d<\/p>\n
It makes us wonder what type of Judge would so recklessly dismiss such behaviour, and whether poor Gemma would have received more mercy at the hands of a less sexually repressed arbitrator. But then again we\u2019re still not sure what type of noises this woman was making. Every single guy knows there are sexy noises, and then there are \u2018here\u2019s a plastic bag\u2019 sort of noises. If, for example, we\u2019re talking about more wolf-like growling noises, then we\u2019re entirely with her neighbour\u2019s decision to complain. <\/p>\n
If I was lying asleep in my bed and I hear some demonic sex noises, I suppose I would be irritated too. Then again, it partly correlates to how attractive you find the woman. And you may be wondering \u2013 why didn\u2019t the guy just gag her? <\/p>\n
The likely answer is because he\u2019s a man who wants the world to hear of his glorious conquest \u2013 from the man next door to the sleep-wary dog at the end of the road. It\u2019s natural to be proud of your sexual escapades, and what better way to let the world know what you\u2019re doing than having a howling woman heralding it to the neighbours. <\/p>\n
It also makes us wonder what type of rehabilitation program waits for her in prison. It\u2019s not exactly a classic situation, and what type education can she expect to receive about keeping her proclamation of wild abandon to a minimal decimal. Imagine the rapport with the other inmates, too, when they ask what she\u2019s in for, and her sheepish (or bold) reply is \u2018having really loud sex\u2019.<\/p>\n
Whatever happens to this girl, we wish her luck in her future sexual ventures, and pray that the powers-that-be do little more to stifle this Brummy lady\u2019s wild spirit from crying out (literally). <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Out of all the things you could punish a woman for, few guys would think of making sex noises. To some, a woman\u2019s fanatic sex screams are just an awesome boost to the male ego \u2013 the idea that you\u2019re able to inspire such auspicious testimonies with just your penis. But even for those that aren\u2019t exactly turned on by loud women in the bedroom, few would ever condemn it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":16515,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":6,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[315,496,8,151,1624],"class_list":["post-4770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","tag-england","tag-noisy-sex","tag-sex","tag-sex-news","tag-sex-noises"],"yoast_head":"\n