Ah the trill of meeting an escort. Your heart is racing, your hands are sweaty and your mind is trying to decide whether to have that last wank so you can last just a little longer. But when that beauty moonlights through the door, we know it can be a little too easy to let excitement take over, and your thoughts become a whole bunch of poorly-worded Ping-Pong balls waiting to fall through and clumsily spill from your lips.<\/p>\n
And it might not even be something you say \u2013 but something you do. The pleasures of hiring an escort are, obviously, familiar to us; but so too are the many things you should never say or do when that voluptuous beauty, or chiselled hero (depending on your fancy), walks through the door. <\/p>\n
So to help our more clumsy clients, here are five things to avoid, or else have your fabulous escort soon fleeing your company:<\/p>\n
A good escort experience is when it\u2019s enjoyable for the both of you. Nobody enjoys having a strong aroma of sweat lumped in their nostrils whilst they\u2019re getting busy, and sweaty balls are uncomfortable for all parties involved. <\/strong><\/p>\n Try to be calm when you meet up. Nobody likes that guy that can\u2019t get two words in a row out of his mouth. Just treat it as a normal date \u2013 confidence is attractive. Of course, all of our escorts are used to having to deal with nerves, but it\u2019ll help you both have a great time if you take a moment to mentally prepare before your session starts. <\/p>\n This should really go without saying. They\u2019re doing a job, and they\u2019re job is to make you have a good time. It should feel like a romantic experience, so a gentle ambience should come natural to the session.<\/strong> Of course, if it\u2019s a domination session we\u2019re talking about then forget all the above advice. An escort will usually be able to cater to your any wish \u2013 but just be sure you don\u2019t act like a dick if it\u2019s not part of the agreement. <\/p>\n We know keeping a calendar isn\u2019t a very modern thing, but don\u2019t be stupid enough to mix up your sessions with say, a girlfriend popping over or your mother coming to say hello. Sadly, the sock on the door policy isn\u2019t enough when it comes to escorts \u2013 every one of those precious moments matter, so maintain your seclusion at all costs. <\/p>\n When you meet somebody new, you gradually let them know about your crazy side, the one with all the whispering voices that say the crazy stuff will be a good idea. It\u2019s the same with escorts \u2013 slowly introduce them to your wildest fantasies; don\u2019t start coming out with the \u2018twist my nipple\u2019 stuff until you\u2019ve both had time to settle in. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ah the trill of meeting an escort. Your heart is racing, your hands are sweaty and your mind is trying to decide whether to have that last wank so you can last just a little longer. But when that beauty moonlights through the door, we know it can be a little too easy to let excitement take over, and your thoughts become a whole bunch of poorly-worded Ping-Pong balls waiting to fall through and clumsily spill from your lips.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":16445,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":11,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1629,492,26,1628,164],"class_list":["post-4789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-advice","tag-bookings","tag-escort-tips","tag-escorts","tag-meetings","tag-prostitutes"],"yoast_head":"\nDon\u2019t bumble and mumble yourself out of a good time<\/h2>\n
Be Gentle<\/h2>\n
Don\u2019t get your dates mixed up<\/h2>\n
Ease them into your wild fantasies<\/h2>\n