\u2018Women are complicated.\u2019 <\/p>\n
Said nearly every guy that I have met since I was 18. Damn right we are! There are so many things that happen to our bodies, which make us look in the mirror and say \u2018what the fuck is going on?!\u2019 half of the time.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m just kidding, but ladies have weird, yet sexy bodies that are always changing, depending on whether they\u2019re angry or when they\u2019re aroused. Let\u2019s talk about what happens to a woman\u2019s mind and body when she starts to get a little bit hot under her sweater. <\/p>\n
Well, we already know about a few sex facts about women, like a girl\u2019s cunt gets wet when she\u2019s turned on and that a lady\u2019s get bigger when someone touches her in the right spot, but what about the facts that not a lot of people have heard about before?<\/p>\n
This is due to the fact that we have the primal, subconscious urge to get knocked up. I, for one, do not have this urge; only the desire to have sex again and again until I\u2019m sore down there!<\/p>\n
That crazy fact just makes me think that if a guy ever touches my nose while fucking me, I\u2019d sneeze on him like the apocalypse!<\/p>\n
Oh\u2026well\u2026that\u2019s kind of a bummer to me. However, this is a fact that\u2019s based on an average sex session. A woman can burn more calories if she\u2019s the person on top, or in some kinky yoga position that she has to stay in for 10-15 minutes! <\/p>\n
Hmm, maybe I should work on my own voice then!<\/p>\n
Girls, we are not only sensitive at heart; we are sensitive in our crotches!<\/p>\n
Guys must feel so good when this happens to a woman!<\/p>\n
This is because sex helps reduce the pain of migraines. With that being said, I need to find the hottest guy in the bar tonight and say to him:<\/p>\n
\u2018Shit! I\u2019m having a really bad migraine at the moment. Can you help me make it go away in my bedroom, please?\u2019<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve tried to do this at one point in my life\u2026Before you even ask me, no. I\u2019m not a part of that 1%, which is a real shame because I get really turned one when someone plays with my breasts. I\u2019m just going to cry in a corner now.<\/p>\n
No wonder guys like seeing ladies in high heels and French knickers! Not that many men I know pay attention to which brand of Jimmy Choo heels that a girl would be wearing\u2026<\/p>\n
This actually surprised me a bit, because I\u2019ve always used one hand to hold my vibrator inside me and my other hand to rub my clit. The fact just makes the rampant rabbit sound very redundant!<\/p>\n
I have to say that some of these facts have made me tilt my head and say \u2018huh?\u2019 for a brief moment, especially the one about a woman\u2019s nasal cavity swelling up when she is aroused. To all the guys who are reading this article right now, some of these facts may help you make your sexy, female companion cum in the bedroom, in the kitchen, or wherever you like to have sex! I would definitely show these facts to any guy, or girl, who wants to put their hand down my pants!<\/p>\n