{"id":931,"date":"2014-06-25T12:59:50","date_gmt":"2014-06-25T12:59:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.escort-england.com\/blog\/?p=931"},"modified":"2024-03-21T11:06:13","modified_gmt":"2024-03-21T11:06:13","slug":"first-slap-ultimate-parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xescorts.com\/blog\/first-slap-ultimate-parody\/","title":{"rendered":"First Slap &#8211; The Ultimate Parody!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have to say, unlike a number of my colleagues, I was never really into that &#8216;First Kiss&#8217; video that went viral on Youtube a few months ago.<!--more--> <\/p>\n<p>For anyone who doesn&#8217;t know, it was full of a load of strangers meeting up for the first time and kissing. It was done in black and white, and had really cheesy romantic music running over it. Actually, instead of me explaining it, why don&#8217;t you have a look for yourself?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IpbDHxCV29A\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if you like it or not, but to me it is self indulgent tripe.<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">A Fantastic Parody<\/h2>\n<p>However, one good thing about this monstrosity is that it brought around a number of parodies it spawned. <\/p>\n<p>The latest one is &#8216;First Slap&#8217;, where strangers meet up and hit each other in the face. <\/p>\n<p>There are some fantastic mismatches, and a few cases of the different sexes taking a shot at each other.<\/p>\n<p>To be fair, some of the slaps are pretty damn hard, so I am quite glad I&#8217;m not the one taking them. However, they all seem to be getting on and are taking it in the spirit it was undoubtedly intended.<\/p>\n<p>So here is the video. 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