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Rainbow Pride flag
July 10, 2018

Many of us in the UK, and beyond for that matter, will have been aware that there was a massive Pride March in London on Saturday. This is where the LGBTQ+ (I think that is the acronym now) got together to celebrate their lifestyle and marched for equality. However, it was sad to see that the march was interrupted by anti-trans protesters.

UK ‘try before you buy’ sex doll brothel gets fined
June 24, 2018

We all know the sex doll industry is becoming more prevalent. Today they look more lifelike, whilst once they were mocked mercilessly in that classic Only ‘Fools and Horses’ episode. However, for those of us who have never used one, one question remains. How good and lifelike do they actually feel? Well a sex doll shop which allowed customers to ‘try before you buy’ are now facing a whopping fine.

Man feeling shocked
June 22, 2018

I have spent the last few months watching season two of Westworld, and I have to say, despite mixed reviews, I have enjoyed it. The acting is, for the most part incredible. And the storylines, if often confusing, certainly maintain interest. There is also the underlying discussion as to the future of robots and A.I. Will robots one day be used for sex in much the same way as Delores was in the first season?

Portrait anxious young man biting his nails fingers freaking out
June 15, 2018

Here at XEscorts, we always talk about the importance of safe sex. We all know sex is fun, but the problems if you are reckless can be unpleasant, if not deadly. When we mention these truths, it is basically about using a condom. However, the same could be said to these idiots who decided it was a good idea to have sex on a sloping roof.

old couple in the kitchen
May 18, 2018

Fun

One of the big worries many people have about getting old is the fact that their sex life is meant to go down the pan. Yes they enjoy it now, but the consensus has always been that once you reach the age of 65 you are more concerned about companionship than cumming. Well, a new study may well have put paid to that idea.

attractive woman in hat
May 8, 2018

The weather this week is absolutely beautiful, and many of you (not me, I am stuck in the office) will be sunbathing. Hey, a tan is amazing, especially for those escorts who would much rather get natural rays rather than visit a sun bed shop. And yes, it looks sexy.

Depressed old man on edge of bed
April 26, 2018

It has to be said, most guys want to last longer in bed. Especially on our site, where you get to have sex with beautiful strangers and have no wish to finish early. However, it is often easier said than done.

Regrets wrong doing. Closeup portrait silly young man, slapping hand on head having a duh moment isolated on gray background. Negative human emotion facial expression feeling, body language, reaction
April 17, 2018

We know that the women on this site are good in bed. Hey, it is an escort’s job to know what she is doing. Still, there isn’t anyone in the world who is perfect in the sack; it would be delusional to say otherwise.

Debenhams front
April 10, 2018

Fun

It has been a very depressing week so far. We saw the awful chemical attacks in Syria, and on the home front we have had footballing legend Ray Wilkins dying at the early age of 61. In such depressing times, it is often nice to come across and amusing, stupid story, devoid of any seriousness or subtext. That is why this story about Debenhams selling a table lamp of a gorilla appearing to make the ‘wanker sign’ put a smile on my face.

Couple in bedroom making love
March 27, 2018

At lot of time here at Escort England we find ourselves giving sex advice to men. Maybe that is because most clients are guys, but when you consider that most escorts are women, then it can be argued that we are forgetting about 50% of our audience. Well as of today, that is coming to an end