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Here at XEscorts, we always talk about the importance of safe sex. We all know sex is fun, but the problems if you are reckless can be unpleasant, if not deadly. When we mention these truths, it is basically about using a condom. However, the same could be said to these idiots who decided it was a good idea to have sex on a sloping roof.

One of the big worries many people have about getting old is the fact that their sex life is meant to go down the pan. Yes they enjoy it now, but the consensus has always been that once you reach the age of 65 you are more concerned about companionship than cumming. Well, a new study may well have put paid to that idea.

The weather this week is absolutely beautiful, and many of you (not me, I am stuck in the office) will be sunbathing. Hey, a tan is amazing, especially for those escorts who would much rather get natural rays rather than visit a sun bed shop. And yes, it looks sexy.

It has to be said, most guys want to last longer in bed. Especially on our site, where you get to have sex with beautiful strangers and have no wish to finish early. However, it is often easier said than done.

We know that the women on this site are good in bed. Hey, it is an escort’s job to know what she is doing. Still, there isn’t anyone in the world who is perfect in the sack; it would be delusional to say otherwise.

It has been a very depressing week so far. We saw the awful chemical attacks in Syria, and on the home front we have had footballing legend Ray Wilkins dying at the early age of 61. In such depressing times, it is often nice to come across and amusing, stupid story, devoid of any seriousness or subtext. That is why this story about Debenhams selling a table lamp of a gorilla appearing to make the ‘wanker sign’ put a smile on my face.

At lot of time here at Escort England we find ourselves giving sex advice to men. Maybe that is because most clients are guys, but when you consider that most escorts are women, then it can be argued that we are forgetting about 50% of our audience. Well as of today, that is coming to an end

When we have been with the same partner for a while, it is safe to say that the sex can become a bit routine. You end up doing the same things, up until the point where you get so bored you consider cheating, or actually cheat.

In one of the most interesting studies I have seen in a while, it appears that women are less likely to regret casual sex if THEY are the ones who instigated it.

A man who was accused of sticking his finger up a woman’s bottom during sex has been cleared of sexual assault at Leeds Crown Court this week.