Whenever we look at pictures of people having sex, it is always sexy, slim people. Though this succeeds in painting the nice-looking image the media want, it doesn’t always fit in with real life, where many people are overweight.
Dirty talk can be a lot of fun. It adds a bit of extra excitement into bedroom activities, and helps things not to go stale. Still, I would say that it is maybe the most difficult sexual thing to do well. To put it bluntly, it is something that if you do badly, you sound like an idiot, or even worse, a pervert.
I have seen some crazy shit since I started working here. Hell, when I was 18 I never would have believed I would work in the sex industry at all. Therefore, it takes quite a bit to shock me as I am getting to the stage where I feel that I have seen it all. Well, that changed this week when I saw the story of ‘vagina beer’ coming from Poland.
It is fair to say the sex toy industry is becoming more prevalent these days. As attitudes to sex become more relaxed, then people are being encouraged to embrace products that help them get the most out of their bedroom antics. Still, even I was shocked at their most recent advert from sex toy company ‘Lovehoney’, which shows people having real orgasms.
Whenever we watch porn, we always hear the woman screaming. So much so in fact that I don’t know about you, but when I watch it I have to turn the volume right down so I don’t get complaints from my neighbours. If that is going to change I am going to have to get paid more and move to a big house in the country, surrounded only by wildlife.
Not many of us like traffic jams. We are sat there like dickheads, changing the radio station, playing with our phone, and generally getting rather annoyed. Well, it seems that a couple in Russia found their own way of passing the time, when they decided to have sex through the sunroof on their car.
Many of us in the UK, and beyond for that matter, will have been aware that there was a massive Pride March in London on Saturday. This is where the LGBTQ+ (I think that is the acronym now) got together to celebrate their lifestyle and marched for equality. However, it was sad to see that the march was interrupted by anti-trans protesters.
We all know the sex doll industry is becoming more prevalent. Today they look more lifelike, whilst once they were mocked mercilessly in that classic Only ‘Fools and Horses’ episode. However, for those of us who have never used one, one question remains. How good and lifelike do they actually feel? Well a sex doll shop which allowed customers to ‘try before you buy’ are now facing a whopping fine.
I have spent the last few months watching season two of Westworld, and I have to say, despite mixed reviews, I have enjoyed it. The acting is, for the most part incredible. And the storylines, if often confusing, certainly maintain interest. There is also the underlying discussion as to the future of robots and A.I. Will robots one day be used for sex in much the same way as Delores was in the first season?