Awful Sex Tips You Should Definitely Ignore!

September 5, 2017

Couple in bedroom making love

If you want to improve your skills in the bedroom, it can be good to go looking for some sex advice. However, looking for it can cause some problems. While there are a number of excellent sex tips out there, there are also plenty of awful sex tips you should avoid!

Couple in bedroom making love

These are the things people will suggest that you might see and go “there is no way it will work”, but there are also a few that may seem like a good idea if you are desperate to spice things up. So we put together some of the awful sex tips you should definitely ignore and explain just why they might not be such a good idea.

Stick a fork in me

If you are into BDSM you might have a few different tools you use to try and increase sensations. Spanking can bring the blood to the surface of the skin, which helps to make each touch and stroke that much more intense.

One piece of advice people like to give out for those eager to try this is to do it yourself with every day objects. However, this isn’t going to work out well, especially when people recommend things like forks for it.

You are going to want to get something like the Wartenberg wheel instead. This is safer equipment for it, and you are far less likely to do serious damage if you use this piece of equipment! If you use a fork there is every chance that you can go too hard and actually puncture the skin.

Forks are good for eating... not so good for BDSM

Original source: Wikia

Bedroom snacks

Food play is a lot of fun in the bedroom, especially if you want to experiment and spice things up. There are some foods that are perfect for it, such as melted chocolate, squirty cream, and honey. You can place it on your partner’s body and slowly lick it off again.

However, some people believe that there are other food things ideal for it. Some women’s magazines have suggested you try doughnuts. They suggest using them in an unusual way… such as placing one over your penis.

Yes, this will certainly make someone going down on you interesting, but we imagine that the sugary glaze isn’t going to feel so good on your cock. If they want to enjoy a taste, why not just try a flavoured lube instead? With flavours like bubblegum available it seems like the perfect solution, plus they are safe for cocks!

Doughnuts might be tasty, but you should keep them out of the bedroom

Original source: Huffington Post

Indulge in dirty talk

Dirty talk in the bedroom is fantastic if you get it right. It can be difficult to know what to say, but most people suggest starting off lightly. Tell your partner what it is you want, or what it is about them that turns you on the most.

Some advice, however, goes too far. It is easy to get carried away with dirty talk, but some suggest that you start it early on. For example, during dinner.

If you are on a romantic dinner date, saying things like “see how I’m devouring this piece of meat? That’s how I’m going to devour you” isn’t going to work. It is just going to put your partner off.

Dirty talk is nice, but it can go too far

Original source: Memes

Other awful sex tips

There are plenty of other ones that we have heard that genuinely make us cringe. A lot seem to involve being a little too rough with a cock, such as trying to give it a friction burn or “twisting it like you are trying to open a jar”.

It doesn’t sound good, does it? We can only imagine that it feels terrible, so if you do read some advice online that you aren’t sure about, check with your partner first. You might have just uncovered some awful sex tips she’d rather you avoid!

Have you heard some other awful sex tips you think we should know about? Leave a comment in the box below. Share the worst you have heard and see what others have to say!

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Lara Mills

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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