The Most Disturbing Sex Toys Out There!
September 19, 2016
Sex toys are a great way to spice things up in the bedroom, but sometimes, the creators take things a little too far. Yes, letting your imagination run wild is often a good thing, but in the bedroom it can lead to some of the most disturbing sex toys being created.
If you think that the most disturbing sex toys are dildos shaped like daffodils or butt plugs designed to look like bullets, you are wrong, and here on the Escort Sweden blog we take a look at some of the most disturbing sex toys out there. You have been warned!
The Orca Cock
People love to try new and exotic things in the bedroom, but getting a dildo in the shape of an animal’s cock seems to be taking things too far. The Exotic-Erotics website has a huge host of animal dildos for you to enjoy, but one of the most disturbing sex toys you will find on there is the orca cock. It looks a little like a banana out of its peel… and it can also glow in the dark.
Ever wanted to feel like you are getting a blowjob from a machine? Well now you can! The Autoblow gives you the chance to do just that… though the device, frankly, looks like it would turn you off for life. If I had a penis, the Autoblow 2 (pictured below) is the last place that I’d want to put it.
The Fuckable Foot
If you have a foot fetish, finding the right toy for you can be really tough. However, we suspect that the Vajankle and other disturbing sex toys like it just don’t do it for you. People with a foot fetish are attracted by feet… not feet cut off at the angle with a crude looking vagina to cover the hole. No, we aren’t feeling very turned on either.
The Camera Dildo
We all get a little curious about the kind of things that go on when we have an orgasm. However, most people are happy to sit back and just enjoy them. Not the people who invented the Svakom Gaga Intimate Selfie Camera Vibrator! They decided to create what seems to be a very normal looking vibrator… but the key difference is that this vibrator allows you to see inside of yourself as you cum. Why? For science, of course.
When I see a drill, I think “that will be great for putting holes in a wall”. However, what I don’t think is “this would be fantastic if I attached a dildo to it and fucked myself with it”. The idea of putting a power tool anywhere near my pussy is enough to make me swear of pleasure forever. And yet, people are doing it. They are turning their favourite Black + Decker tool into a sex toy… I do not even want to think about the amount of things that could go wrong with this!
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug
Of all of the things in the world that you would really hope wouldn’t be made into a butt plug, we have to put baby Jesus high on the list. We’re not entirely sure what prompted someone to say “hey, let’s make a baby Jesus butt plug”, but that isn’t even the worst of it. What is worse is that several people agreed it would be a good idea. Yikes!
Alien Inflatable Sex Doll
Everyone has different interests… we understand that. However, the most disturbing sex toys out there are created when people make the toys to fit those interests badly. For example, the Area 51 Love Doll below. As you can see at a glance, it looks nothing like the image on the box… which is pretty disturbing as it is. The doll has “3 out of this world love holes”, and although we can’t see the one at the rear, we can see that the “mouth” is actually another vagina. However, those buying the toy will open it up to find a purple doll that looks as though it has been traumatised by the sight of itself in the mirror. Definitely not the kind of sexy turn on you want!
The Oral Sex Light
Have you ever been going down on a woman and thought “shit, I can’t see anything down here! I wish I had a light!”? No? Well, it seems that it is a big enough problem for some people that a company has created the oral sex light. The light clips onto your ear and has an adjustable bar so you can point it exactly where you need it. Or, you know, you could just switch on the main light in the room instead of wasting your money.
More Disturbing Sex Toys
These are just a handful of the most disturbing sex toys out there, but there are plenty more. In fact, there are probably enough that we could spend all of our time here on the Escort Sweden blog talking about the most disturbing sex toys there are.
I don’t know about you, but I have found some of these inventions pretty funny… while others are just bizarre. Heard of some toys that are even worse? Think you can tell us about a toy that will give us nightmares? Let us know all about it in the comment box below or by heading over to the Escort Sweden forum and joining in the discussion there.
Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.
In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.