Cooking With Semen Class To Start!

October 26, 2016

A group gathered in a kitchen, learning to cook

When it comes to the things that we like, we all have different tastes. In the bedroom, you might have a sex position or fetish you love but your partner isn’t a fan of. These differences in tastes also take in food. You might have a taste for spicy things which would make most people cry at the tiniest sample. However, there are some ingredients that you would never want to try with your meal, such as semen.

There are some people out there who love the taste of semen so much that they want to know more about this versatile ingredient. They want to find out just how many dishes you can create featuring semen.

Personally I’d rather enjoy my food without the extra protein shot… but if you are curious about the wide uses for semen, don’t worry. A cooking course is going to start soon in London, where you can learn all about semen!

The taste of semen

Not everybody enjoys the taste of cum. For some out there, there is nothing they hate more. They will refuse to swallow because they can’t stand the taste, choosing to instead spit it out when their partner spurts their load into their mouth.

Some people, however, love the salty taste. It makes them happy to take a cum in their mouth and swallow it. The only thing that might make them happier is getting to taste it more!

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Of course, you can also the taste of your cum by changing your eating habits. Certain foods can make your jizz taste foul, like meat and dairy. These foods made the bitter taste of cum more noticeable.

Others can actually sweeten it a little. Eating lots of fruit, like pineapple, can really help. It will make your cum seem sweeter to the taste as the bitterness brought on by dairy and meat isn’t there. The sweeter the cum, the more likely she will be to swallow it.

Versatile ingredient

But there are plenty of people out there who enjoy the taste of cum. They find it is such a tasty treat that they want to add it to everything. You might have heard about the man using his cum as a creamer in a colleague’s coffee, but others are taking it a step further.

They want you to start cooking with semen. Curious? The video below has a recipe for you to enjoy. If you don’t feel uncomfortable after watching the video, maybe this next part will push you over that edge.

The creator, Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer, clearly has a creative mind. However, not only has Photenhauer created a book putting together semen-based recipes for your dining needs, but he also has a book for bartenders. The book Semenology suggests that we should be using cum in our drinks as “semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail”. I don’t know about you, but I think I’ll stick to wine.

Maybe you are curious to know more about cooking with cum but aren’t sure where to start? Don’t worry, as you might soon to be able to attend a intriguing cooking course.

Cooking classes

The cookery class, which will be held in London, is being organised by Wonderush, an experience discovery site. They give you the chance to try new things in totally different settings. Yes, cooking with cum is an experience that we expect not many can claim to have encountered before.

In order for the class to go ahead, they need a minimum of thirty people to say that they are interested. If you are curious, then you can tell them more about it.

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The course, when it starts, will be BYOS (bring your own semen). They suggest that around five teaspoons of cum will be enough, and that ladies can always ask their partner or a close friend to provide for them if they want to get involved.

There are even a few suggestions on keeping the cum fresh, with sex and relationship expert Alix Fox weighing in. She suggests that you could “try freezing ejaculate to preserve it”, and that “you could feasibly keep semen in a sealed container in the fridge for a short time prior to the class”.

Would you do it?

As you can probably imagine, a lot of people are extremely turned off by this idea. They don’t want to taste jizz in their food. Whether it is a naughty piece of cake or a gorgeous stew, cum is not the secret ingredient that people want to hear about.

If we’re honest about it, you wouldn’t be happy to hear that. Imagine going to a friend’s house for a meal and then asking about the mystery ingredient, only to find out that it is ejaculate.

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That said, there are all kinds of things that we will do in the bedroom. Some of us have tried anal, and most of us will regularly enjoy oral sex. So if we are happy to swallow a load then, why not enjoy it in some food?

This is a topic that is well and truly dividing people… but what do you think? Would you dare to try a cooking with cum class, or would you rather stick with the ingredients you can find at your local store without being done for indecent exposure? You can let us know what you think in the comment box below.

Lara Mills
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Gargling it down right now, hmm yummy! Yeah, I think I will pass on this.
I can't get my head around it... will not be signing up for that course!

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