Couple Have Sex Outside Shopping Mall!

February 18, 2015

What is it with public sex with these days? Every time I pick up a newspaper, I see some couple going at it like rabbits in full view of the general public. Other peoples views don’t seem to matter a jot to these people, as they just have sex whenever, and wherever they like.

The latest story comes from San Diego, USA. Onlookers really weren’t sure what was happening as they saw a pair rolling around the floor. Were they practicing wrestling moves, or were they getting up to something even naughtier?

Afternoon Delight

Well it soon became apparent that the answer was the latter, as the hooded man stripped off his clothes outside a shopping mall at 3.30 in the afternoon.

Teenagers shopping with parents in a prom dress store witnessed the shocking act which got more explicit until police arrived and arrested the guy (why the woman wasn’t arrested, I can’t tell you)

Christy Peterson, who runs the dress shop, saw the whole incident.

“It was unbelievable.

“They were rolling on the ground making out and getting sexual.

“Her legs were in the air and the guy was on top.

“We were so shocked our mouths were just opened,”

She said: “We were just panicked and there were customers.

“We had a brand new trainee on her first day who we had to take to the back of the store.

“A woman with her baby and teenage girls here to shop for their prom got the shock of their lives.”

According to the police, the pair had only just met. It seems they were quickly ‘overcome with passion’.

Mrs Peterson said: “They were like cuddled up while police were giving them tickets.”

Now before I go any further, I want to complain that I never get to meet any women like this. Really, what am I doing wrong? I have to make a bloody effort and everything.

The man who was 21 was given handcuffed an hauled away by the police, whilst the 37 year old female was given a warning.

Differing Views

Now I know a lot of people have different views on this one. Some folks I know think it is all a bit of harmless fun. ‘They aren’t doing anything particularly wrong’ is the argument I hear. However, I have a slightly different view.

I personally think that there is a major difference between going to a farmer’s field for a bit of outdoor fun, then accidentally getting caught, and openly doing it in front of everyone with a ‘screw what you think’ mentality. I tell you something; if I walked past that kind of scene with may kids, I would be giving the horny guy a bit of a kicking; it has to be said.

There are plenty of places you can go to have sex. If you really can’t make it home, or to a hotel, then there are public places where you can go for discreet fun. If you start having sex in the middle of the street, no-one thinks you are big or clever. In fact, most people think you are an idiot; nothing more, nothing less.

So am I being a bit of a fuddy-duddy? Let me know in the comments section below.

Martin Ward
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