Masked Man Steals Sex Toys!

September 24, 2014

We all know how popular sex toys are, and some of them cost more than we’d like. One man, it seems, was so unhappy with the cost that he decided to break in and steal some.

Caught on CCTV

The man was caught on CCTV, seen wearing all black clothes and a mask, breaking in to the lingerie store before making off with a wealth of sex toys.

His break his caused roughly $300 worth of damage, while his haul of stolen sex toys comes up to $315 worth… that is a lot of bang for your buck!

On the loose

The masked man still hasn’t been caught, and I’m wondering why you would steal so many sex toys? When I’m buying toys, I prefer to go to a reputable store and see what is available, rather than buying from a random man.

Nothing else stolen

From the information they are giving out, it seems to be just sex toys that were stolen from the store, which makes me wonder why. Clothes and body oils can be more expensive for the higher quality products, as any of the escorts in Malmö will tell you. Whenever I go for a massage, they always use the best oils and they work so well I’d love to get some myself to return the favour.

Martin Ward
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