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In the modern technological era, it is fair to say that sexting is becoming more and more popular. Whatever platform is used, be it Facebook, or more likely Snapchat, more and more people are getting their jollies via their smartphone.

Dirty talk can be a lot of fun. It adds a bit of extra excitement into bedroom activities, and helps things not to go stale. Still, I would say that it is maybe the most difficult sexual thing to do well. To put it bluntly, it is something that if you do badly, you sound like an idiot, or even worse, a pervert.

I have seen some crazy shit since I started working here. Hell, when I was 18 I never would have believed I would work in the sex industry at all. Therefore, it takes quite a bit to shock me as I am getting to the stage where I feel that I have seen it all. Well, that changed this week when I saw the story of ‘vagina beer’ coming from Poland.

Whenever we watch porn, we always hear the woman screaming. So much so in fact that I don’t know about you, but when I watch it I have to turn the volume right down so I don’t get complaints from my neighbours. If that is going to change I am going to have to get paid more and move to a big house in the country, surrounded only by wildlife.

Not many of us like traffic jams. We are sat there like dickheads, changing the radio station, playing with our phone, and generally getting rather annoyed. Well, it seems that a couple in Russia found their own way of passing the time, when they decided to have sex through the sunroof on their car.

We all know the sex doll industry is becoming more prevalent. Today they look more lifelike, whilst once they were mocked mercilessly in that classic Only ‘Fools and Horses’ episode. However, for those of us who have never used one, one question remains. How good and lifelike do they actually feel? Well a sex doll shop which allowed customers to ‘try before you buy’ are now facing a whopping fine.

I have spent the last few months watching season two of Westworld, and I have to say, despite mixed reviews, I have enjoyed it. The acting is, for the most part incredible. And the storylines, if often confusing, certainly maintain interest. There is also the underlying discussion as to the future of robots and A.I. Will robots one day be used for sex in much the same way as Delores was in the first season?

Here at XEscorts, we always talk about the importance of safe sex. We all know sex is fun, but the problems if you are reckless can be unpleasant, if not deadly. When we mention these truths, it is basically about using a condom. However, the same could be said to these idiots who decided it was a good idea to have sex on a sloping roof.

One of the big worries many people have about getting old is the fact that their sex life is meant to go down the pan. Yes they enjoy it now, but the consensus has always been that once you reach the age of 65 you are more concerned about companionship than cumming. Well, a new study may well have put paid to that idea.

It has to be said, most guys want to last longer in bed. Especially on our site, where you get to have sex with beautiful strangers and have no wish to finish early. However, it is often easier said than done.