The Art of Squirting: A Masterclass in Gushing Pleasure

August 21, 2023

Welcome, my darlings, to the world of female ejaculation. Yes, we’re going there. We know this topic can be controversial, but let’s face it, squirting is one of those things that everyone wants to know about but nobody talks about. Well, we’re here to change that…

While squirting may not be the main event for every sexual encounter, it can certainly add an extra splash of fun to your bedroom adventures. So, let’s get down to business. If you’re looking to make your partner squirt, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve got some tips and techniques that are sure to make you a master (mistress?) of the art of squirting. Just remember to grab some towels, because things are about to get wet and wild.

First of all… how does squirting happen?

Female ejaculation occurs when the Skene’s gland (also known as the female prostate) releases fluid during sexual stimulation. This fluid is often clear and odorless, and may contain traces of urine. So if you’re worried about making a mess, just remember that a little bit of cleanup is totally worth it for the intense pleasure that squirting can provide.

Now on to the squirting tips and techniques!

  1. Warm up with some foreplay

Before you start trying to make your partner squirt, it’s important to warm up with some foreplay. This can include kissing, touching, and oral sex. The more turned on your partner is, the more likely they are to squirt.

  1. Stimulate the G-spot

The G-spot is located on the front wall of the vagina, about 2-3 inches in. You can use your fingers, a G-spot vibrator, or even a curved dildo to stimulate this area. Try using a “come hither” motion with your fingers or a toy to really hit the spot.

  1. Find the right position

Some positions are better than others for stimulating the G-spot and increasing the chances of squirting. Doggy style, cowgirl, and missionary with a pillow under the hips are all good options to try.

  1. Encourage relaxation:

Squirting can be inhibited by tension or anxiety, so it’s important to encourage your partner to relax and let go. You can try breathing exercises, massage, or even a glass of wine to help them unwind.

  1. Don’t forget about the clitoris:

While the G-spot is often the key to squirting, don’t forget about the clitoris. This sensitive area is packed with nerve endings and can provide intense pleasure when stimulated. Try incorporating clitoral stimulation into your technique to really ramp up the pleasure.

In conclusion…

Squirting may not be for everyone, but for those who are curious and adventurous enough to try, the rewards can be mind-blowing. Remember to communicate with your partner, respect their boundaries, and always prioritize pleasure and fun. And if you’re still not convinced, just think of it this way: squirting is like a water park for your sex life. It’s a little messy, a little wild, and a whole lot of fun.

So grab your partner (or partners, we don’t judge), stock up on towels and lube, and get ready to make some waves. But seriously, we want to stress the importance of consent and communication in any sexual activity. If squirting isn’t your thing, that’s okay. And if it is, make sure everyone involved is on board and having a good time!

Martin Ward
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