Too often man has sullied nature with his penis. There’s barely a park these days that hasn’t had a secretive blowjob or two occurred in it, leaving some poor unsuspecting planet or tree with a splattering of a clouded substance. Even for youngsters, the first condom they see is rarely within a sexual education class, but a used, wrinkled looking balloon lying discarded on the pavement.
Have you ever been pouring a drink and found yourself thinking “I wish this was coming from the nipple of a sex doll?” No? Well, you definitely aren’t alone there! Yet it seems that somewhere in Japan, someone did have that thought and now you can get the latest must-have party accessory: a sex doll drinking fountain.
Two guys in Kyoto, Japan have been arrested for creating shoes which look up unsuspecting ladies pants.