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I have seen some crazy shit since I started working here. Hell, when I was 18 I never would have believed I would work in the sex industry at all. Therefore, it takes quite a bit to shock me as I am getting to the stage where I feel that I have seen it all. Well, that changed this week when I saw the story of ‘vagina beer’ coming from Poland.

Here at XEscorts, we always talk about the importance of safe sex. We all know sex is fun, but the problems if you are reckless can be unpleasant, if not deadly. When we mention these truths, it is basically about using a condom. However, the same could be said to these idiots who decided it was a good idea to have sex on a sloping roof.

‘Tis the season to be jolly’, as the old song goes. However, whilst you are running around getting presents for friends and family, there is one thing that can take a back seat. That of course is sex.

Here at Escort Sweden, we bring you a lot of fantastic sex advice. We do this because we all know that people have different interests, and they don’t always come across as ‘normal’ to some of us. However, there are some things that sound a bad idea to nearly all of us and we think that only a moron would try it out. This story of a man sticking a padlock down his penis is one such occasion.

In some of the most bizarre news I have brought you in a while, a woman in Russia has dumped her boyfriend after he was caught having sex with a horse on CCTV.

This week saw crazy scenes in London where a brazen couple were filmed having at a train station, before casually catching the train as if nothing had happened.

If you are eager to increase your sexual pleasure then there are a number of ways you can do it. You could try playing a few sexy games, exploring your kinks, or even try changing your diet! These are standard ways to do so. But there are also plenty of ways that aren’t common.

A advert for bikini line shaving products has been banned by the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) after it was found to likely cause “serious or widespread offence”.

It seems as though it was only yesterday that the internet was a-buzz with talk of masturbation breaks at work. Whenever you were feeling stressed because of your work load you would be able to slip away and jerk off to help overcome the stress. Apparently talking a jerking break at work would make you a more productive member of staff. Thanks to a Swedish councillor, a masturbation break just doesn’t cut it any more. Now we want sex breaks.

One of the big questions that many young people have is how sex changes as they get older. We know what it is like when we are young; we have a much sex as possible, as often as possible. However, as time moves on, it is obvious things will change. But in the words of Professor Farnsworth from Futurama ‘good news everybody’, it seems there are some real benefits as we move on in years.