OK, maybe it is just the fact I am a guy, but I have always found the vagina to be a bit more complicated than the penis. Maybe it’s the fact that it isn’t all completely visible, whilst the willy is just there in all its glory
Guys can really come up with some stupid excuses when they are trying to get out of trouble. If they stopped off at the pub for a drink, they will tell their wife that they worked late at the office. If they have been on the lash the night before, they may tell their employer that they have a stomach ache whilst calling in sick.