The 13 Strangest Client Requests!
April 15, 2016
A sex worker is someone who is employed in the potato industry. False! A sex worker is a sexy person who makes bank by working what their mama gave them in the sex industry. In a sexy world full of kinky people, sex workers have seen it all. All shapes, colors, sizes and that’s not it! They have also had some of the strangest client requests you can imagine.
Client requests are usually pretty unusual. Being with a sex worker gives them the chance to share their kinkiest client requests without worrying about being judged.
On a recent Reddit thread, sex workers bare it all sharing the weirdest client requests they have had. What started out as an innocent question, “Current or former sex workers, what is the strangest thing a client asked you to do?” turned into a fascinating bathroom wall confessional.
While some sex workers provide sexual services, others are only paid to engage in varying degrees of physical contact. The job’s responsibilities vary from client to client but the job description is an absolute. A sex worker is the ultimate accomplice to any kinky caper and a sexy first mate for whatever floats your boat. The riveting testimonials of these fascinating sex workers offer a enlightening peephole that sheds light onto the oldest, quirkiest and kinkiest profession in the world! So take a look at some of the weird client requests they have had.
1) The worst hide and seek ever!
“I had an escort service a few years ago. One of the clients used to come with a plastic bag and a paper bag. He would get one of the girls to hold the plastic bag while he took a dump in it. Then he’d put it in the paper bag and take it to work. He said that he would then hide the bag in various spots around his law firm, waiting for someone to find it and that was his get-off.”
2) Rock and roll!
“Former male escort here – Had a larger, 50ish lady ask me to snuggle with her in a rocking chair. Wanted me to suck on her nipples as if I were nursing. She stroked my hair the entire time. It was really really weird and kind of sad.
Lasted for about 20 minutes. When we were done, she offered to jerk me off. I said she could do so if she wanted to. She then said no she didn’t so I got dressed and went on my way.”
3) Dental exam on the feet!
“I had a guy lay me out on the table, take my shoes off, get out a set of dental picks, mirrors and electric toothbrush then do a ‘dental exam’ on my feet for one hour. Checking for ‘cavities’, ‘polishing’, ‘flossing’, etc. I was supposed to play the whole thing straight as if it was really my teeth that he was examining. Never did his penis come out of his pants. It was actually a totally great time, if a bit bizarre to start.”
4) We’re just trying to make a memory man!
“Last night this young guy called me and asked me to see him, and his buddy at the same time. I politely declined. I don’t do duos, because you have twice as much you have to pay attention too, making sure they don’t slip off a condom, etc. Plus it is much easier for two men to physically over power you than one.
So when I declined, the dude on the phone starts trying to talk me into it. My favorite thing, that he said was: ‘WE’RE TRYING TO MAKE A MEMORY!‘. Like one day him and his brother will be sitting in a nursing home together and they’ll look at each other and be like ‘Hey Bro, do you remember that time we fucked a whore together?’ ‘Yeah, Bro.'”
Guys are wired differently than their female counterparts. They even look in the mirrors more often than chicks.
5) And they lived happily ever after!
“My current SO was an Escort and we met through her work. I was her strange client. I was a law student at the time and had lost my previous SO to suicide. I really had a hard time dating so I paid for an Escort to ‘date’ me. She would come over and we’d make dinner, watch TV, fool around, take naps and be “boyfriend/girlfriend” on Saturday afternoon and evening.
This went on for 6 months until she started staying the night and for the entire day on Sunday. When I tried to give her more money, she told me that she liked me and wanted more. I did too. So 7 years later, I’m an associate partner at a firm and she teaches high school English. No one knows how we met or what she used to do. It’s like our weird little secret. We have this funny story that will probably go to the grave with us.”
6) Eggs sunny sun up!
This is definitely one of the most bizarre ones on the list.
“Guy requested that I crack eggs over my vagina so he could watch them slide down my labia.”
…do we really need to say any more?
7) It isn’t always about the sex!
“Former Pro-Domme here. Client wanted me to scald him in a tub until he passed out, revive him and then repeat for several hours. I said no.
Another client had a fantasy about being forced into a leotard and leg warmers and forced to jazzercise with my canes as motivation. I did that and it was awesome.”
8) The Examiner
“Had a very nice gentlemen come in wearing one of those dust masks. He wanted me to get up on pieces of bondage furniture, naked and spread myself and pose. Then he would come right up and put his face 1 cm from my parts and stare intently for a few minutes. Then he would take me into a different position and do the same thing again. He never touched me, not even accidentally over the course of one hour.”
9) The scent of a woman
“I was a strip club DJ for a bit… Had this one odd duck that would come in and pay girls like $200.00 to piss in a glass for him… This happened several times but once the girl took it to a bouncer and had him pee in it. She took it back to the guy and he took one sniff then said ‘This is a man’s urine.’ He left and never came back while I worked there.”
10) Ball busting
“Guy used to come see me every week and pay me to kick him in the balls. HARD. Repeatedly for 5-10 minutes. I usually wore boots. He obviously loved it. He would flinch a bit but usually asked me to kick him harder. I was apprehensive the first few times but I quickly learned that he seriously wanted me to kick him as hard as I could!
If I had a stressful week dealing with assholes, I would look forward to him visiting so I could take out some aggression!”
11) Bite my muscles
“Had a very muscular guy come in. He would shower and once he was clean, he would flex and want me to sink my teeth into his muscles and gnaw gently. It was surprisingly fun!”
12) Play dead
“Had a gentleman who would book multiple girls. He’d have us play completely dead, then whack us with riding crops and pinch nipples and stuff. If you grimaced or flinched our gasped, you were out of the (several hour, lots of money) session.”
13) Step on it and twirl.
“Used to work as a stripper a few years ago. Hands down, the weirdest thing was when a guy in the VIP section bought a few dances and then asked me to step on his dick in my seven inch stripper heels.
At first I was being careful, but then after he reassured me that there was no way I could hurt him. So I went to town. I even threw in a few combos where I’d step on it and twirl. It was actually pretty fun. Afterwards he bought my thong for like $50. It was a really fun night.”
Got better client requests to share?
Give it up sex workers because they have one of the most fascinating jobs in the world! They have the body of Venus, the patience of Mother Therese, the creative ingenuity of Michelangelo and they’re fantastic storytellers! Find out more about sex workers in 7 Reasons why sexy people turn into sex workers!
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