It has always been said that during sex, if you say the wrong name in bed, then that is really, really bad. The consensus has always been that if it happens, it is because someone is thinking about another person, rather than the one they are shagging.

I don’t care if I will sound like the Grinch, but Christmas is one of the most boring days of the year for me. You wake up, you have your bacon sandwiches in the morning, you go to mass at church, you come back home to open your presents, you overeat, and then you spend the last 8 hours of the day watching Xmas movies that the channels repeat every fucking year.

Having a threesome is the ultimate fantasy for many. It sits at the top of almost every sexy bucket list. You might have had one before, or perhaps you’ve just heard friends talking about how amazing their threesome was. Either way, you will probably have decided that you want a threesome for yourself. You know, to see if they really are all that they are cracked up to be.

With only a few days until Christmas, it’s time to start your Christmas shopping. Buying the perfect Christmas gift doesn’t have to require a lot of legwork – there are plenty of sexy gifts available, so you’re spoilt for choice. Take a look at some of these luxurious gifts to fuel your erotic imagination.

OK, I will get straight to it. Let us talk about erectile dysfunction (or ED as it is also known). You know, where you struggle to get, or maintain an erection. Where Pele comes and does an advert about it, and then goes “get help, I would”, just to remind us he has no problems down there.

A dirty weekend away is a lot of fun. You and your partner sneak off somewhere for a little romance and a lot of sex. It is the perfect way to de-stress, especially if you have had a tough week at work. Plus, it feels good. So if you are looking for a fun thing to do, hotel sex might be ideal!

Oral sex can be amazing, especially if you have someone who knows what they are doing. But even when it is good it can get a little boring. If something works well for your partner you might be tempted to stick to the tried and tested method. Sure, it works, but you want to give her exciting oral sex, right?

We might not like the series, but Fifty Shades of Grey has brought the world of BDSM to the front of people’s kinky minds. They want to explore this side of sex and discover some thing new. You get the chance to really let yourself go wild with BDSM, as your domme will take control and reign you in when needed.

Ask people about their favourite sex positions and you will find the same ones up there, right at the top. Doggy style is one of them, but another popular position is the cowgirl. In the cowgirl position, the woman gets on top and takes control. How fast and hard or slow and sensual you go is up to her. You are entirely at her mercy as she rides your cock until she cums.