PENIS

Having your penis amputated is definitely the stuff of nightmares, but for one South African man it was his reality. A routine circumcision went horribly wrong, and so three years ago the decision was made to amputate his member. I think we can all feel his pain.

Don’t send dick pics. Seriously. It isn’t big (well…) and it isn’t clever. If anything, it makes us want to just block your number and never ever speak to you again.

As a guy, few things can be worse than having a small penis. From the moment we become sexually aware, we are taught that having a big penis is better, and that guys with small dicks are somewhat ‘inferior’. It matters not that you only need a certain length to please a woman, (or man) having a small willy can lead to guys having real confidence issues, and in some cases, suffering from depression.

There is no denying it – we are all obsessed with cock. The length, the girth, the cleanliness… we can’t stop talking about it. Pretty much everywhere you’ll find men asking if size matters, and women talking about the perfect length.

Almost everyone has seen the ads for products that say they can enlarge a man’s penis. You see these in plenty of places like magazines, newspapers and even ads in drug stores in certain countries. Do they work?

Tuesdays are a traditionally crappy day. You are only two days into your working week, with three full days ahead of you before the weekend. Not only that, Monday had already eliminated the glow you gained from the previous weekend. Still, there is always someone out there having a worse day than you.