SEX

Ladies, whether you’re having the time of your life with your boyfriend in Göteborg, working as an escort in Stockholm or fucking a lot of hot guys in Malmö, sex is something that should make you feel good inside and out. Sex is good for your skin, you know. However, it’s important to know the issues that could occur during and after sex, especially if you’re already beginning to experience physical problems.

It has always been said that during sex, if you say the wrong name in bed, then that is really, really bad. The consensus has always been that if it happens, it is because someone is thinking about another person, rather than the one they are shagging.

I have never really been anti-religion. I come from a family with faith, so even though I don’t, I have respect for those who do. It is the hypocrisy of many of those who choose it as a profession that gets my goat. However, I never thought I would see it hit such levels as this latest story coming out of Italy, where a Priest has been organising orgies. Yes, you did just hear me right!

One of the big questions that many young people have is how sex changes as they get older. We know what it is like when we are young; we have a much sex as possible, as often as possible. However, as time moves on, it is obvious things will change. But in the words of Professor Farnsworth from Futurama ‘good news everybody’, it seems there are some real benefits as we move on in years.

I don’t care if I will sound like the Grinch, but Christmas is one of the most boring days of the year for me. You wake up, you have your bacon sandwiches in the morning, you go to mass at church, you come back home to open your presents, you overeat, and then you spend the last 8 hours of the day watching Xmas movies that the channels repeat every fucking year.

Hey, it is almost Christmas , but that doesn’t mean there isn’t time for some messed up sex story from around the world. This time we don’t need to travel too far as the fucked up shit comes from old Blighty, where a woman is accused of letting a dog have sex with her.

The penis is a funny thing. As a guy, I can say it. It is fair to say, unless we sit around, whipping it out, and showing it off to our friends, the only one we will ever see is our own. Therefore, what us guys know about them is actually pretty small. Oh, let us now forget porn, where many of us are trying to work out if they have normal sized penises or not. It is a confusing landscape.

With only a few days until Christmas, it’s time to start your Christmas shopping. Buying the perfect Christmas gift doesn’t have to require a lot of legwork – there are plenty of sexy gifts available, so you’re spoilt for choice. Take a look at some of these luxurious gifts to fuel your erotic imagination.

OK, I will get straight to it. Let us talk about erectile dysfunction (or ED as it is also known). You know, where you struggle to get, or maintain an erection. Where Pele comes and does an advert about it, and then goes “get help, I would”, just to remind us he has no problems down there.

I was always a big fan of Futurama. No, not the horrifically dumbed down version of Futurama which came back after the break, but the good one. You know, the time when Fry found out that despite his brother always teasing him, he did love him and missed him when he went missing. And don’t get me on to the one where Fry’s dog Seymour waited for him every day from when Fry was frozen, to the day the loyal dog died. Actually, I’m trying to forget that one as it makes me tear up.