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Who watched Eurovision on Saturday? Well, I did, much to the annoyance of my husband who wanted to watch some boxing. It was worth watching his sulking face just to see the bemusement when the eventual winner came on stage, looking like a woman, but with a beard.

We all know nagging women can be a pain in the ass. But a recent study in Denmark says that having a moaning woman in your life could actually kill you!

I was trawling around the internet yesterday and found one of the most inspirational stories I have ever seen. Olga Kotelko has become the oldest recorded female indoor sprinter, high jumper, long jumper and triple jumper at the World Masters Athletics Championships. Wait for it….she is 95!

A man who went in to hospital to have minor surgery, and woke up to find he had had a vasectomy.

I have to say, this has to be one of the funniest pranks I have ever seen. A girl in California has been investigated for allegedly putting semen in cakes which were then given to people who were bullying her.

It seems that people still want to join the mile high club. The idea of sneaking off with a partner and having some hot action seems like the most exciting thing ever to some people, even if those airplane toilets are barely big enough to fit one person in, let alone two! Still, the fact that there are about 10 stewardesses knocking around always acts as a big turn off for me!

Here at XEscorts, we have been keeping up to date with the celebrity sex offence cases. We have watched with interest as cases against the likes of Bill Roache and Nigel Evans MP, have fallen flat on their faces, with what turned out to pretty poor cases. Still, we held fire on any accusation of a celebrity witch hunt, as that term can be used to brush real cases under the carpet.

Us women have all been there once or twice in our lifetime. Our relationship has come to an end, and we are sat wondering ‘where the hell did it all go wrong? Should I have seen this coming? Well, at the risk of being a little brutal, there are a few things that should have set a few alarm bells ringing for you.

Here at XEscorts we have a very liberal view on most things. Working in the sex industry, we accept the fact that many people want to get up to things others wouldn’t call ‘normal’. Still, there are lines that even we don’t want crossed.

The ‘Shag at Uni’ website has found itself in a lot of trouble this week after inviting lecturers to come and enjoy their special kind of fun.