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If you haven’t noticed, there is a general election happening next week. I for one will be happy when it is over, even if I am a bit of a politics buff (nerd). Now there are many factors which will be considered when it comes where the votes will be cast; Brexit, the NHS, security. But where do the parties lie on sex work? Which parties have the interests of sex workers at heart?

OK women, this is one for you. For years guys have been scared to say exactly what they want in bed, but those days are coming to an end. Instead of being scared of upsetting you, and making you think you are crap in the sack, we are going to give you some ideas of what we like. This isn’t a one way street, we would love for you to be as forthcoming with us.

I have to say, I have always had a thing for a woman in uniform, especially nurses. Maybe that has something to do with the porn industry when I was growing up, even if that genre isn’t as popular these days. However, it may be making a comeback after a woman who is being described as the hottest nurse in the world went and made a name for herself on Instagram.

We got a lot of feedback on our Rolf Harris piece from last week. For those who haven’t read it, we discussed the end of his new trial where he was cleared of three sexual assault charges and a jury failed to return a verdict on four counts.

In major news, entertainer Rolf Harris could be released from jail as early as July, after he was cleared of three sexual assaults, and the jury was discharged on another four counts.

It has always been said that during sex, if you say the wrong name in bed, then that is really, really bad. The consensus has always been that if it happens, it is because someone is thinking about another person, rather than the one they are shagging.

I have never really been anti-religion. I come from a family with faith, so even though I don’t, I have respect for those who do. It is the hypocrisy of many of those who choose it as a profession that gets my goat. However, I never thought I would see it hit such levels as this latest story coming out of Italy, where a Priest has been organising orgies. Yes, you did just hear me right!

One of the big questions that many young people have is how sex changes as they get older. We know what it is like when we are young; we have a much sex as possible, as often as possible. However, as time moves on, it is obvious things will change. But in the words of Professor Farnsworth from Futurama ‘good news everybody’, it seems there are some real benefits as we move on in years.

Hey, it is almost Christmas , but that doesn’t mean there isn’t time for some messed up sex story from around the world. This time we don’t need to travel too far as the fucked up shit comes from old Blighty, where a woman is accused of letting a dog have sex with her.

The penis is a funny thing. As a guy, I can say it. It is fair to say, unless we sit around, whipping it out, and showing it off to our friends, the only one we will ever see is our own. Therefore, what us guys know about them is actually pretty small. Oh, let us now forget porn, where many of us are trying to work out if they have normal sized penises or not. It is a confusing landscape.