NEWS

They say people from New Zealand are made of sterner stuff than most of us. Maybe it is something to do with the rainy and wintry conditions that batter the island constantly?(the amount of people who think it is a warm, Australia like climate is unreal) A recent story however, helped take their reputation on to another level completely.

Cops, for the most get a pretty bad press. Some of it may be deserved, yet, for the most part, they are treated pretty harshly. Still, when you have coppers getting caught trespassing on your property and having sex, it is unsurprising that the homeowner will take a dim view of the boys, and girls in blue.

There are plenty of exciting places to have sex. You could do it in a pub toilet, with the risk of getting caught making it even more exciting for you. You could do it in the broom cupboard at work, realising that if you get caught, you are likely to be fired. Hey, if you want to make your life exciting, you can visit a Nottingham escort.

Police in Philadelphia are on the hunt for a man who has been asking women to perform sexual acts on him, with wait for it, a slice of Swiss cheese.

The heavily set man, believed to be in his 40’s or 50’s, has apparently been asking woman to relieve him using the sliced cheese. He approaches them in his car and exposes his private parts.

Some peoples views just have to make you laugh. It is like they are stuck in a bygone age, and whilst the world moves on, they just sit there with their entrenched, usually bigoted views.

This is the case with star of T.V hit ‘Duck Dynasty’, Phil Robertson, who decided to have an interview with GQ magazine, and tell everyone about his views on ‘modern immorality’ and the gay community.

Luis Suarez has signed a new contract with Liverpool. The deal, which will run until 2018 and eventually earn the star £200,000 a week seemed unimaginable just a few short months ago, when the controversial star seemed desperate to force his way out of the Anfield door.

Christmas, for most people, is the most wonderful time of the year. Family and friends get together, presents are exchanged and love is shared. It doesn’t even matter if you are religious or not, it is a time for companionship.

All have us have regrets regarding our sex lives. We can all go back to at least one incident where we have thought ‘ooh, I wish I hadn’t done that”. But a recent look at studies from the University of Texas and the University of California say that what we regret is actually determined by what sex we are.

Liverpool and Everton face off tomorrow in one of the biggest Merseyside derbies for years. The game, which takes place at Everton’s home of Goodison Park, will give a real indication of where both teams are heading this season.

David Cameron was left red faced yesterday after appearing to follow a London escort agency on Twitter.