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I was looking round the internet earlier and found this little gem. A model identified only as “Marie” walks through the streets of Lille, France, dressed normally from the waist up, but on the bottom wearing only a thong and jeans that have been literally painted on.

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I’ve always had a big hard on for women with shaved pussy lips and I have to admit that in the porn I watch all the women have naked snatches. It’s my weakness. And my girlfriend found out one day.

Not everyone gets a chance to have their deepest darkest fantasies come true. However, when I was in Stockholm last year, my fantasies were fulfilled. I am in my early twenties, a banker by profession and I love to travel. Visiting new places, meeting new people and blogging my stories is a part of my life.

A video has emerged of Beyonce’s younger sister Solange attacking Jay-Z is a hotel lift.The security recording has taken the world by storm, and has been plastered over the internet.

I love the United States of America. I make a point of going to New York at least twice a year just to feel the buzz. Contrary to the widely held view, they are a really friendly bunch I find. Still, that doesn’t stop the country as a whole having its fair share of eccentricity.

Who watched Eurovision on Saturday? Well, I did, much to the annoyance of my husband who wanted to watch some boxing. It was worth watching his sulking face just to see the bemusement when the eventual winner came on stage, looking like a woman, but with a beard.

We all know nagging women can be a pain in the ass. But a recent study in Denmark says that having a moaning woman in your life could actually kill you!

I was trawling around the internet yesterday and found one of the most inspirational stories I have ever seen. Olga Kotelko has become the oldest recorded female indoor sprinter, high jumper, long jumper and triple jumper at the World Masters Athletics Championships. Wait for it….she is 95!

My office assistant, Tawny, was a gorgeous milf with big tits. I couldn’t take my eyes off her as she pranced around the office showing off her huge DD tits stuffed inside her tight, braless blouse. I was recently divorced and I needed a good cock sucking. I never had any problems getting head from my female office staff and Tawny would be no exception. I was a hard-bodied executive who could double for a George Clooney look-alike – dark, handsome and a thick 9-inch cock that sluts loved.