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I love the United States of America. I make a point of going to New York at least twice a year just to feel the buzz. Contrary to the widely held view, they are a really friendly bunch I find. Still, that doesn’t stop the country as a whole having its fair share of eccentricity.

Who watched Eurovision on Saturday? Well, I did, much to the annoyance of my husband who wanted to watch some boxing. It was worth watching his sulking face just to see the bemusement when the eventual winner came on stage, looking like a woman, but with a beard.

We all know nagging women can be a pain in the ass. But a recent study in Denmark says that having a moaning woman in your life could actually kill you!

I was trawling around the internet yesterday and found one of the most inspirational stories I have ever seen. Olga Kotelko has become the oldest recorded female indoor sprinter, high jumper, long jumper and triple jumper at the World Masters Athletics Championships. Wait for it….she is 95!

My office assistant, Tawny, was a gorgeous milf with big tits. I couldn’t take my eyes off her as she pranced around the office showing off her huge DD tits stuffed inside her tight, braless blouse. I was recently divorced and I needed a good cock sucking. I never had any problems getting head from my female office staff and Tawny would be no exception. I was a hard-bodied executive who could double for a George Clooney look-alike – dark, handsome and a thick 9-inch cock that sluts loved.

Whenever I travel to Stockholm in Sweden, I make it a priority to call for Judy. Judy is the best escort Stockholm has to offer, a sophisticated lady in her early thirties, who does the wildest things.

Honestly, I never knew Farsta in Sweden would offer me any form of entertainment, apart from the small bars around for a drink or two. Maybe I didn’t bother to check online or around when I reached this place for business, but I was proved wrong.

A man who went in to hospital to have minor surgery, and woke up to find he had had a vasectomy.

I have to say, this has to be one of the funniest pranks I have ever seen. A girl in California has been investigated for allegedly putting semen in cakes which were then given to people who were bullying her.

It seems that people still want to join the mile high club. The idea of sneaking off with a partner and having some hot action seems like the most exciting thing ever to some people, even if those airplane toilets are barely big enough to fit one person in, let alone two! Still, the fact that there are about 10 stewardesses knocking around always acts as a big turn off for me!