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So finally it is St Georges Day. This is truly one of my favourite days of the year, and a big reason I wrote this article yesterday (by the time you read this, I will likely be very drunk, having booked the day off) As a proud Englishman, it pleases me how the day has become more and more popular.

I always used to get into trouble at school. I was never bad, or a bully, far from it. I was just a bit of a smart arse who made jokes at the wrong time. The worst I ever got was a trip to the headmasters office. I certainly never got suspended.

Few Brits have modelled for Playboy, but Ann Denise has done just that. A makeup artists and former gym instructor from Manchester, this busty brunette is as hot as it gets. With credits in both Nuts and Zoo, she is no stranger to tasteful nudity, but after a photographer recommended her to Playboy she leapt at the opportunity. We’re glad she did!!

Stoya is not your average porn star. For one, she was Digital Playground’s first alt porn contract girl, carving a niche for herself in that particular world by appearing just that little bit different than the average porn chick. Her shoots have always been done with creative edge and she’s never been afraid to experiment on screen.

Sex toys come in all shapes and sizes. Dildo’s and vibrators are found in numerous couples bedrooms these days, and have become part of most men and women’s sex lives. The normalisation of items like this has led to people trying to find more outlandish things to use as sex toys, with sometimes disastrous results.

Some things are just too strange to be believed. Still, when you see them with your own eyes, you know they are true, somehow.

A few months back, Pornhub released a chart of porn-viewing habits across the globe. Almost everyone on the planet wants to jerk off to someone from their own country, and someone with big bouncy breast…but the one thing that united them all was Lisa Ann. According to Pornhub, “Lisa Ann” was the second-most popular search in Britain and the most popular in the world. These results confirm that Lisa Ann is currently the most desirable adult actress online.

So former deputy speaker of the House Of Commons Nigel Evans has been found not guilty of his sexual assault and rape charges, in the latest in a long line of high-profile sex cases which have been thrown out by the courts.

I don’t know if it is a good thing, or really, really strange. A woman has won a competition to have her 12 year old dog cloned, meaning, in a way, her dog will never die.

I have seen many things in McDonald’s in my time, usually at the end of a long night drinking. I have seen fights, people being sick on the table, and many other things that make me glad I don’t venture there too often these days. But a woman running topless through the establishment, trashing it in the process? Nope, I have never seen that!