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It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and according to Pornhub this makes it the perfect time for us to watch some Christmas porn. It seems that we just can’t get enough of it. Our usual lesbian porn and facial compilations are being swapped for something a little more festive… but why?

‘Tis the season to be jolly’, as the old song goes. However, whilst you are running around getting presents for friends and family, there is one thing that can take a back seat. That of course is sex.

Here at XEscorts, we bring you a lot of fantastic sex advice. We do this because we all know that people have different interests, and they don’t always come across as ‘normal’ to some of us. However, there are some things that sound a bad idea to nearly all of us and we think that only a moron would try it out. This story of a man sticking a padlock down his penis is one such occasion.

Not feeling particularly festive yet? There are plenty of different things you can try to get yourself in the holly jolly Christmas mood. For some, Christmas shopping is all they need. Others like listening to festive songs. And then there are those who would rather try out some Christmas sex toys.

We seem to be able to buy smart everything now. We have smartphones, smart heating, and even smart lightbulbs which can change colour and play music, if you so desire. If it wasn’t enough that smart technology is invading your home, it is also invading your bedroom thanks to the smart condom.

Remember those days when you were younger, when you’d try to delay going to bed for as long as possible? Now we are all eager to climb into bed after a long and stressful day at work and catch up on sleep. For some, it is even better than sex.

Mistakes happen. Yes, we might prefer to think that we are sex gods at all times, but more often than not we will slip up. Maybe we’ll get something wrong when trying that hot sex act? Maybe we move in a new sex position and hurt ourselves or our partner? Either way, sex injuries are fairly common when it comes to sex.

Kissing, when done right, can feel incredible. Whether it is a quick smooch outside of a restaurant after an incredible date or you have been making out with your partner in the lead up to sex, kisses can be mind-blowing. However, it is very easy to get it wrong.

Height can really make things tough in the bedroom. There are plenty of different positions you can try, but knowing which ones will work is going to be hard. If you are a shorter man you don’t want to have to experiment with your partner to find out. You’d rather know which work before you get into the bedroom.

There are plenty of things you can do online. We have so much information at our fingertips… and yet we’ll spend our time online looking at funny videos or watching porn. With porn there is one website we might visit more than others, and that is Pornhub.