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The night was still young and I was considering to go out to see what the life outside was like when the moon is out. But then Andreo rested his head on my right thigh and began to stroke my stomach.

Besides sleep, food and sex are primal necessities that we require to survive in life. Even though food and sex give us similar sensations that make us feel fantastic, we don’t hear a lot of people eating and fuckin at the same time.

Sometimes it can seem as though things just aren’t going your way. You might have had an awful week at work and so decide that the best thing to do is to enjoy a hot time with your favourite sexy lady. However, in the heat of the moment, you have trouble making her cum, and this can leave you feeling disappointed with yourself.

If some of you guys and girls have been reading my tweets, I’ve recently booked some vacation time away from the office to visit good old England again, and I couldn’t resist visiting the country’s thriving capital once more.

If you guys have the same love/hate relationship as I do with Tinder, then you would know that it’s fun and exciting for 10 minutes, before it turns into a pile of banal shit.

Sometimes, you’ll come across someone who is absolutely amazing in bed. They seem to instinctively know just what it is you like best during sex. They can make you scream their name out loud for all to hear with just a few touches. It is people like these that earn titles like sex god and sex goddess.

A lot of things are said to get better with age: wine, whisky, and cheese are just a few. However, a lot of people tend to forget about one other, which is sex. The older you get, the better sex feels for you and is for you, and if you ask them, mature people will tell you that the sex they are having is the best sex of their life.

People do all sorts of strange things to themselves to get a nicer looking body or to improve themselves. While most people hit the gyms, some opt for surgical procedures and injections. However, these injections don’t stop purely at the face, as it seems that some people are trying out clitoral injections!

No-one likes getting hit with a car. There you have it; the most obvious comment of the day you are likely to hear. However, there are ways to go about dealing with it happening. Dust yourself off, make a complain, then go and get compensation seems the most normal course of events. Dropping your pants and jerking off in the middle of the street probably isn’t the way.

Sometimes, jerking off just isn’t enough. You want something more exciting than just watching a video of a sexy lady and whacking one out. Instead you want to spice things up, and a good way to do that is to take on some masturbation challenges.