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Men everywhere have always wondered what women really want. They are such strange creatures, always blind-siding and confusing us. Despite thousands of years of analysis, we really are no close to getting a definitive answer. However, this guy from the United States thinks he has them worked out. In his opinion, they want him to flash them!

An 11 year old boy has been ‘banned’ from ‘World Book Day’ after going into a school in Sale, England, dressed as one of the characters from smash hit, ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’.

Here at XEscorts, we have always been been big proponents of safe sex. There is just so much that can go wrong if you don’t, with AIDS, STI’s, and unwanted pregnancies the results of not being able to put something on the end of it.

Massages are all well and good, but if you were given the option being an erotic massage and a normal massage, which would you choose? You’d go for the erotic massage, because it is so much more sensual and a huge turn on to receive.

Snapchat has become very popular as a way of communicating with each other. You can send your partner saucy images when they are at work to get their heart racing during the day, or you can show them that sexy new lingerie you bought to entice them.

My girl friends and I get together roughly once a week to catch up and gossip about what’s going on in our lives. We talk about work, guys we are dating, and often we find ourselves talking about sex.

Last night, I was sat with my Mrs flitting round the TV, looking for something that wasn’t total rubbish. With over 1000 channels, you would have thought that would be an easier job. I stumbled on a show called 10,000BC. The premise of the programme was that 20 people would be chucked into some Bulgarian forest, and told to live like they would have done in the prehistoric ages for a couple of months. It actually sounded quite interesting.

It sounds like something from a horror story. A man innocently falls asleep, only to wake in the morning and find he is missing two very important things. Unfortunately this isn’t a joke, as one Russian TV presenter found on a night out. Feel free to keep them covered, boys.

When you think of porn orgasms, you tend to think of how fake they are with all of the screaming and moaning when someone so much as touches them. If that’s the case, you might be reading the title thinking “are you mad, Lara? Of course they are fake!” Well, it turns out that isn’t actually the case.

People tend to be in two minds about roleplay in the bedroom. It is either something they will rarely do, feeling that it is just a little silly and awkward, or they love it and just can’t get enough of it.