PORN

If you ask the average person on the street how porn can change you, they will tell you the same old story that we always here: “porn gives you unrealistic expectations of sex” and that “porn corrupts”.

Generally the future of porn promises to be pretty exciting. We’ve gone from kinky phone sex 40 or so years ago to all the magnificent pornographic wonders of today – and that’s just great. But there are still some people out there trying to ruin everybody’s good time.

When porn comes up in conversation, it doesn’t tend to be in favour of it. Sure, there are some who see it as a bit of harmless entertainment, but many think it is disgusting and should be confined to the darkest corners of the internet.

One of the great questions in life throughout history has been ‘what do women actually want?’. Well, to be fair, when it comes to life and love, no-one has really worked that one out. It could be argued that women don’t even know themselves. However, there is one area where we can figure out what their tastes are, and that is in porn viewing.

If you know any teachers, you’ll know how hard their jobs are: meetings with parents, marking students’ work, and generally getting through the day in one piece. Of course, it can be made even harder for them if they film a sex tape that their students find and share with others.

A usual house warming gift would traditionally include new pots and pans, a picture for the wall, or my own personal favourite, a nice bottle of wine. However, when this guy moved into his new home, he got something rather different, and arguable better!

Lately the world has been obsessed with superheroes, and that trend doesn’t seem to be ending any time soon. For the next few years we’re going to have to cope with endless trailers showing superheroes kicking ass. Not that we really mind, because honestly, superheroes are sexy as hell.

Russia doesn’t exactly have the greatest reputation when it comes to sex and relationships. For a start, LGBT people do not seem to have the same rights as others, despite the fact that what happens behind closed doors between two consenting (same sex) adults was decriminalised in 1993. Gay men and lesbian women are just not accepted.

Porn is great. For a short amount of time you get to escape to a fantasy land where every woman is perfectly shaven and busty, while every man has a cock that makes a police truncheon look small. Each position they try works flawlessly without a single sign of struggle or uncomfortableness, and as soon as the man even looks at the woman “OH MY GOD” she’s having an orgasm.

If you’ve had a tough and stressful week, watching porn and having a wank or some hard sex with your partner can be a fantastic way to de-stress yourself. You can just relax and enjoy it, and maybe even go out for a delicious dinner afterwards.