PORN

There isn’t anything worse than hearing other people having loud sex. The banging of the headboard against the wall, the creak of the mattress, the loud moaning and the “oh fuck yes” being screamed over and over again makes you think “why am I not having sex like that?”

Porn is everywhere on the internet. You can’t go a few pages without seeing a saucy advert or thinking “I’ll just whack one off quick while I’ve got the time”. With the .porn, .adult, and .sucks domains that will launch in June, it’s only going to get easier to find entertainment.

For a long time, people have been saying that porn is bad for us. It ruins the way we think about sex, and some have even suggested it can lead to erectile dysfunction. Yikes!

We are all guilty of watching porn, no matter how much we deny it. We also can’t stop talking about penises. Just a quick glance online will show that people are obsessed with the size and shape of cocks.

When you think of porn orgasms, you tend to think of how fake they are with all of the screaming and moaning when someone so much as touches them. If that’s the case, you might be reading the title thinking “are you mad, Lara? Of course they are fake!” Well, it turns out that isn’t actually the case.

Almost every TV show or move you put on in the evening before you go to bed has a sex scene in it. Each of the sex scenes we see on TV are supposed to add something to the story and enhance it, in order to convince us to keep watching the show.

When I first read this story, I had no idea if it was funny, or absolutely terrible. Either way, the ‘outing’ of porn star Lacey Lorenzo by a Toby Carvery waiter during the stunner’s 21st birthday has certainly hit the headlines.

A huge range of things have happened this last year, but one thing that has been a constant is our love of watching porn. Porn is a great way to explore new ideas in the bedroom, as well as find out what turns you on the most.

It has to be said, most of us like to watch porn. As well as giving us something to jerk off over, these ‘films’ usually have a (rather rubbish) storyline attached. It all comes across as pretty harmless fun.

In rather concerning news, it seems that Chester is gunning to become the first city in the country to become ‘porn free’.