PORNHUB

We are all big fans of porn. There is no hiding that. We love watching it, masturbating over it, watching some more… if we have a spare ten minutes in our day, you’ll probably catch us watching some porn. We know that in England, people love watching porn, and recently people have been talking about the porn England loves the most.

We hardly need an excuse to watch porn, but if someone hands one to us on a silver platter, who are we to argue? Thanks to Pornhub, we can often say that we are watching porn purely to do our part for the world. We’re trying to save it in our own way, and if that is by masturbating to lesbians rolling around on a bed together, we are willing to do it. That’s just the kind of caring, generous people that we are, sacrificing our time for the greater good.

The festive season is finally coming to a close, and most of us will be thankfully. If there is anything potentially worse than getting your family together at Christmas and giving them unlimited drinks, we would love to hear it, as we genuinely can’t think of anything. It is a time of stress for so many of us, when tensions run high and we have to deal with ridiculous behaviour from those we know and love pretty much every other day of the year. That is why, for so many, it is the perfect time to relax and unwind with a little Christmas porn.

Going onto any porn website at the moment, you will find yourself with some unusual videos to look at, and many of them will be porn parodies. These parodies can be about anything, and they will basically be rude versions of the TV show, film, book, or even game to keep you entertained. They cover a huge range of topics and give people the chance to see what would have happened if the characters were all really horny for each other!

Video gaming is a huge industry. Millions are poured into it each year, and the results are obvious. We see people spending on game after game for their entertainment, and the amount of merchandise available for gamers is truly huge. They can wear their gaming pride on their sleeves, while those who watch porn don’t get the same luxury. Sure, you could walk around wearing a t-shirt from your favourite website, but you probably will get a lot of weird looks for it.

While most countries around the world are adopting a pretty firm stance on revenge porn and just what will happen to you if you share it, there are still people out there eager to spread the porn that you made with them, or even just the saucy snaps that were meant for their eyes only, with others. They do it to discredit you, when really it just makes them seem like assholes.

For months there has been a lot of speculation going around that the hot and very naughty porn videos we look at online could be revealed, and that anyone with access to the internet could simply put in our name and see the different videos that we have been watching and jerking off to. It’s a pretty scary thought, especially with the huge amount of adult content available. Do you really want people to know about the porn you watch?

Sorry guys, but we women love watching porn just as much as you do. We love opening up the laptop, taking out our favourite toy, and rubbing our hands all over our bodies as we watch two people fucking on the screen.

The world of sex toys is a fast paced world, where one month a vibrating silicone foot is the perfect sex toy, only to become outdated the next month by the latest innovation.

There can be fewer bigger douchebags in the world than Kanye West. The guy walks around like he owns the world. Yes, he has loads of money and his wife, Kim Kardashian is absolutely stunning, but my God, there is no need to be such a prick about it.