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A female protester in Hong Kong has recently been found guilty of assaulting a police officer. It’s a pretty horrific crime, but it seems that when she hit him, she actually hit him with her tit. You really can’t make this stuff up.

It seems that barely a week goes by without a “new scientific study into sex” making the headlines, telling us things that we, most likely, already know about sex. Is it too much, and do we actually care about sex research?

Sometimes when you think of sex fantasies people might have, you tend to think of the kinky stuff that you don’t even want to have to think about, let alone try. So you’ll stick to the boring vanilla stuff in the bedroom, preferring your comfort zone to trying something new and exciting.

We have all heard the jokes about women drivers. Apparently, if you are a woman, you shouldn’t be allowed on the roads as you are something of a liability. Whilst you are doing your lipstick in the mirror, you proceed to crash into a fuel lorry, taking out yourself and the rest of the block. We all know that this is wrong, and probably a bit offensive. However, there are some ladies out there who really don’t do the rest of their sex any favours whatsoever.

The world of sex toys is a fast paced world, where one month a vibrating silicone foot is the perfect sex toy, only to become outdated the next month by the latest innovation.

An ex-teacher in Florida has been jailed for a whopping 22 years after she had sex with three of her underage students.

A terrified family in family in Tredegar, South Wales has called in the Ghostbusters amid claims that they have been molested by an evil poltergeist for months.

I have to admit it, when I saw the ‘alleged’ Danish sex education book which went into rather graphic detail about how children were made this week, I thought it was a wind up. Maybe it the torrent of fake stories given to us by social media, or allegations of photo’s being taken down because they ‘offend Muslims’, when in fact no such thing has happened, I have just become rather sceptical in my old age.

If you ask the average person on the street how porn can change you, they will tell you the same old story that we always here: “porn gives you unrealistic expectations of sex” and that “porn corrupts”.

We have all had that one funny teacher we remember from when we were at school. Whist the others were rather strict and boring, these individuals would joke with you and speak to you like you were actually an adult. Despite there being a possibility that they would be treated with scepticism by fellow teachers, they really did make you enjoy going to school. However, one teacher in America is in serious trouble after maybe taking it all a step too far.