SEX

In what seems like the greatest job offer of all time, a social media company which caters for the German sex industry, has advertised for a prostitute tester. Yes, you heard me right, a prostitute tester!

There isn’t anything worse than hearing other people having loud sex. The banging of the headboard against the wall, the creak of the mattress, the loud moaning and the “oh fuck yes” being screamed over and over again makes you think “why am I not having sex like that?”

Though it is a terrible thing to stereotype, it has to be said, there are many communities people associate with working in the sex industry. Topping that list are probably the Eastern Europeans. Though I have seen no formal statistics, it has to be said, there are a fair few of therm on our website (and we are very happy there are) Whether there are as many as the Daily Mail would like us to believe, then who knows!

For a long time, people have been saying that porn is bad for us. It ruins the way we think about sex, and some have even suggested it can lead to erectile dysfunction. Yikes!

We are all guilty of watching porn, no matter how much we deny it. We also can’t stop talking about penises. Just a quick glance online will show that people are obsessed with the size and shape of cocks.

I have heard of many ways that councils have tried to attack the sex industry. In Scotland, they are doing everything the can to close down proper massage parlours, and therefore forcing the working girls onto the street. Across the Irish Sea, the Northern Irish Assembly looks like it is going to make it illegal to buy sex, and in doing so, push the industry underground. However, this tactic coming from Australia blew my mind.

Fetishes tend to get a bad rep. The problem is that most people don’t understand them and won’t take the time to. They make assumptions about you based on your fetish, and that can make talking openly about your fetish very difficult.

Last night, I was sat with my Mrs flitting round the TV, looking for something that wasn’t total rubbish. With over 1000 channels, you would have thought that would be an easier job. I stumbled on a show called 10,000BC. The premise of the programme was that 20 people would be chucked into some Bulgarian forest, and told to live like they would have done in the prehistoric ages for a couple of months. It actually sounded quite interesting.

When you think of porn orgasms, you tend to think of how fake they are with all of the screaming and moaning when someone so much as touches them. If that’s the case, you might be reading the title thinking “are you mad, Lara? Of course they are fake!” Well, it turns out that isn’t actually the case.

Work can get in the way of the best things in life, like the hot passionate sex you should be having. Trying to find the time to go over and meet your sexy girlfriend can be a struggle, which is why people are becoming more and more interested in phone sex.