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Here at XEscorts, we love talking about sex. However, you may be surprised to hear that we are not one dimensional creatures. We actually have a number of people in the office who love nature as well. So imagine how interested we were when we came across the story of a woman who had sex with a dolphin.

Many of us have been there at one stage or another. We are married, yet we feel things aren’t as good as they once were. Now does that mean that your marriage is coming to an end? Well maybe not, but there are a number of signs that things aren’t going well, and you could be in trouble.

As a Manc myself, I know that Manchester people are a bit different. Maybe it is something to do with our famous music scene, or the fact our football teams dominate the sport on a domestic level. What is certain is that we march to a slightly different drum beat than the rest of the country.

I was trawling around the internet today and found maybe one of the most TV shows I have seen in a long time. The programme was called ‘What Would You Do?’ and focused on two gay actors who entered a restaurant and started to display their affection for each other.

Oral sex is one of the greatest things you can do in the bedroom. As a woman it’s one of my favourite things to do and have done to me. You can have a man completely at your mercy and decide exactly when you are going to bring them to the moment of ecstasy. You can have someone bring you just to the brink of orgasm and keep you there for as long as they want.

I for one am really looking forward to the World Cup. I adore football, and for me, the tournament really is the best thing on earth. The greatest players on the planet get together in what truly is a festival of the beautiful game.

When I think of Sex dolls, I usually envisage some 40 year old guy in the bedroom of his parents house, banging away on a plastic, inanimate object. That seedy, slightly strange image will not leave my head, no matter how much I try and convince myself life is a case of ‘each to their own’.

Many of us have been accused of being a little bit too obsessed with our mobile phones at one time or another. Still, not many people can compare with the man in China who suffered a detached retina through excessive text messaging.

With all the advances in the electronics industry, it seemed only a matter of time before these innovations started to impact the porn industry in a positive way. Well, this advancement seems to have arrived, and is coming straight out of Thailand.

It has all been a bit serious recently on the XEscorts blog. We have had feminists getting voted into parliament and palm readers allegedly groping women in car parks. One of our popular escorts (who asked not to be named) actually contacted me to say we needed to cheer things up a bit.