Ladies, whether you’re 18 years-old or 80 years-old, and you have a sexual interest in vaginas, you need to come out of the closet at some point. It’s not just to establish your rights as a homosexual, but to fulfil your desire to date other lesbians in your life.
Ladies, whether you’re having the time of your life with your boyfriend in Göteborg, working as an escort in Stockholm or fucking a lot of hot guys in Malmö, sex is something that should make you feel good inside and out. Sex is good for your skin, you know. However, it’s important to know the issues that could occur during and after sex, especially if you’re already beginning to experience physical problems.
I don’t care if I will sound like the Grinch, but Christmas is one of the most boring days of the year for me. You wake up, you have your bacon sandwiches in the morning, you go to mass at church, you come back home to open your presents, you overeat, and then you spend the last 8 hours of the day watching Xmas movies that the channels repeat every fucking year.
There are benefits of being an independent pornstar. You get to set your own rates, and you get to choose what kind of scenes you want to do. Shit, you can even put up a video on your own site, and make viewers pay for a membership to watch your smut. However, if you want to get paid with a lot from scratch, it would be difficult for you to achieve that on your own.
Every year, women always tend to go for the trendiest Halloween costume of the year, which by some surprise, the costumes they’d choose relate to the latest blockbuster that’s been released. In 2005, almost all of my girlfriends were dressed up as the Corpse Bride. In 2011, I kept seeing a few women dressed up as a slutty Hermione Granger in time for Harry Potter’s latest movie, ‘The Deathly Hallows Pt. 2’. Now, it appears that this year, every girl will dress up as Harley Quinn as a tribute to ‘Suicide Squad’.
She hasn’t left my mind since I first saw her stacking shelves at her workplace.
I can’t stop imagining how silky her hair looked today, how pink her cheeks looked, or how nice her feet appeared in her open sandals. I’m staring at the ceiling of my room with the window open, while I slide a cigarette in between my lips and set the stick ablaze.