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Here at XEscorts, we have, over the last few years kept up to date with the numerous cases of celebrities and public figures having allegations of historical sex abuse levelled at them. One of the biggest controversies is that of Lord Janner, who faces 22 counts, but earlier this year was told he wasn’t going to face a trial due to having severe dementia.

In a world gone mad, we’re now seeing people so desperately dodge the archaic prostitution laws that they’re using other crimes as alibies. And not just those ordinary day ‘I made a mistake’ sort of excuses, but actually admitting to taking and buying drugs. This was the case for Michael Wokoh this week, found kerb crawling the streets of Bristol in the early hours of the 20th of May this year.

Our rowdy youth are notorious pests when they’re abroad; if we’re not casually desecrating somebody’s treasured culture and heritage, we’re striping naked in their streets and peeing on their sacred buildings. And this is only our casual ‘party-time’ tourists, and doesn’t include our other equally famous horde of intrepid travellers – the ‘gap year’ bunch.

We have all had that one funny teacher we remember from when we were at school. Whist the others were rather strict and boring, these individuals would joke with you and speak to you like you were actually an adult. Despite there being a possibility that they would be treated with scepticism by fellow teachers, they really did make you enjoy going to school. However, one teacher in America is in serious trouble after maybe taking it all a step too far.

Throughout the chronicles of history there has been bribery in one form or another – from a well-endowed goat, gifted to the local aristocracy, to a small bag of gold tightly bound by a ribbon. Our society, however, is far more progressive. We’re gone past these unnecessary gifts of materialism to the good-old fashioned offering of actual flesh and blood.

Out of all the things you could punish a woman for, few guys would think of making sex noises. To some, a woman’s fanatic sex screams are just an awesome boost to the male ego – the idea that you’re able to inspire such auspicious testimonies with just your penis. But even for those that aren’t exactly turned on by loud women in the bedroom, few would ever condemn it.

The need for company knows no bounds. Whether high or low, old or young, it is an essential necessity that we all feel. And there’s nothing to better remind us of that fact then when a high-flying executive hires a prostitute to keep him company on a lonely train ride, and then claims his lascivious getaway as a business expense.

A prostitute in Malta has been cleared of theft after a punter claimed that she had robbed €11,300 off him during a 10 minute sex romp.

In many roles, if you have sex with a client or customer, you could find yourself getting fired. It doesn’t matter if it is consensual or that it goes on behind closed doors. If you break the rules by fucking one of your clients, that is all that matters.

Here at XEscorts, we have always believed that prostitution should be legal. It is every man and woman’s right to do exactly what they want with their own bodies, so who are society to get involved?