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Men everywhere have always wondered what women really want. They are such strange creatures, always blind-siding and confusing us. Despite thousands of years of analysis, we really are no close to getting a definitive answer. However, this guy from the United States thinks he has them worked out. In his opinion, they want him to flash them!

An 11 year old boy has been ‘banned’ from ‘World Book Day’ after going into a school in Sale, England, dressed as one of the characters from smash hit, ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’.

Snapchat has become very popular as a way of communicating with each other. You can send your partner saucy images when they are at work to get their heart racing during the day, or you can show them that sexy new lingerie you bought to entice them.

It sounds like something from a horror story. A man innocently falls asleep, only to wake in the morning and find he is missing two very important things. Unfortunately this isn’t a joke, as one Russian TV presenter found on a night out. Feel free to keep them covered, boys.

You’d think that spotting a man standing outside your house while masturbating would be the worst thing that could happen, but for residents of Altamonte Springs in Florida, it got a whole lot worse.

Here at XEscorts, we have always been big supporters of women (and men) who are involved in sexual or violent attacks getting justice. We all know that it is hard to get that justice, as sexual offences are hard to prove. Far from most rapists being John Duffy’s type characters turning up at your local train station, most rapes take place between people who know each other, and lack the physical evidence that is there when you are up against a beast in a balaclava.

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, you heard that there is a man from Yorkshire who is holding a party for people with small penises… because if you have a small penis you want nothing more than to party with people with the same issue, right?

What is it with public sex with these days? Every time I pick up a newspaper, I see some couple going at it like rabbits in full view of the general public. Other peoples views don’t seem to matter a jot to these people, as they just have sex whenever, and wherever they like.

We don’t need excuses to have more sex… but if professionals provide us with evidence and proof that we should be getting down and dirty, who are we to argue?

Here at XEscorts, we understand that people enjoy sex toys. They have brought a lot of fun into the sex lives of couples (and singles) all over the world. However, there are times when people take that love way to far!