BLOG

A nature documentary in Africa was rudely interpreted this week when two lions began noisily having sex right in camera shot.

Several months ago I discovered a great hiking trail in the foothills of the mountains near my home. I love being outdoors and enjoy hiking and biking alone so I can go at my own pace.

With all the advances in the electronics industry, it seemed only a matter of time before these innovations started to impact the porn industry in a positive way. Well, this advancement seems to have arrived, and is coming straight out of Thailand.

It has all been a bit serious recently on the XEscorts blog. We have had feminists getting voted into parliament and palm readers allegedly groping women in car parks. One of our popular escorts (who asked not to be named) actually contacted me to say we needed to cheer things up a bit.

Here at XEscorts we like to discuss a range of topics. We can talk about things ranging from escorting issues, to the latest sex abuse cases involving the likes of Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall. However, it isn’t always that serious in the office; we like to have a laugh as well.

You just couldn’t make it up. Rolf Harris, who is on trial over 12 counts of indecent assault actually sang ‘his famous hit ‘Jake The Peg’, in the witness box yesterday.

I was shopping for a pair of jeans in a department store in my home town. I had selected two pairs to try on, but the changing room was closed. I asked an assistant, who said that because of the current change in weather a lot of the staff had phoned in ill, resulting in the shop being unable to keep all the changing rooms open. Because of this, male and female customers were requested to use the same changing area.

At a time when most of Europe was veering towards the right wing of politics in the recent European elections, it was wonderful to see my beloved Sweden vote a formal feminist party into the EU parliament. The party even has a Roma woman as its representative.

Disgraced former TV presenter Stuart Hall has been sentenced to a further two years and six months in prison for two indecent assaults on a 13 year old girl. He was convicted by a majority verdict at the trial which was held at Preston Crown Court. He had admitted to the first one at the start of the case.

Women are never the most vocal at telling guys they are rubbish in bed. They realise they may sound insulting if they actually said what they were really thinking. Still, there are a number of things that they say that really give the game away.